M is such an aimless grifter: "
I’ve got my new DODGERS CAP ... and I’m anticipating a week of all sorts as @nadiasawalha heads off on a digital detox next week ... whatever will I do?!? Any suggestions guys?! Oiling chickens?! Tidying her cupboards?! Wearing her high heel?!"
Whatever will he do? I don't know? Get a job?
He might not like my suggestion but
he's the one soliciting for advice on Instagram ffs ...
And then there's his
hole response to
krista_v_ricks's more than sensible advice (see photo). Whilst N makes zero effort with the garden, at least she paid Tariq (perhaps in kind) to sort out what M's been dodging for decades. She also pays from the daily delivery of half-dead plants from Amazon that M proceeds to 'direct' his 70 year old mother to plant whilst filming his own sweaty face.
And as for, "
sadly wardrobes won’t come in time before Friday". What the actual
duck? The wardrobes will
never arrive because M should have ordered them 18 years ago when he moved into his girlfriend's house bringing nothing but his relative (and now expired) 'youth', tall tales, two broken families and a little bit of sperm
![Sick :sick: :sick:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
to the party.