I watched... I can’t help myself.
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
I am casing the joint to record every lie and every time they trip themselves up.
![Face with monocle :face_with_monocle: 🧐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9d0.png)
It passes the time and is quite satisfying when they continue to make themselves look even more ridiculous.
Call me sad but hey-
I’ll get over it.
Near the end of today’s waffle, he was talking about names and said the name Maddie Adderley sounds like a rock stars name.
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![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
No it actually doesn’t Murk.
It sounds like a modern-day-mid twenties-ex-prom-queen who lives in a quaint little home with home-made chintz curtains and bakes apple pies for the neighbours.
![Face savoring food :yum: 😋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f60b.png)
Sounds like someone who has a summer she-shed where she spends hours filming her crafting skills for YouTube whilst wearing a red gingham dress which she did a tutorial on and got loads of likes and thumbs up for it.
Sounds like someone who went on a beekeeping course and shows subs how to make eco friendly soap and bath bombs.
It isn’t a rock star name at all.🥱
A rock star name would be- Rebel, Star, Electra, Iggy/Wiggy or Biggy?*#
Or Susie Quatro.
![Guitar :guitar: 🎸](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3b8.png)
![Guitar :guitar: 🎸](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3b8.png)
Here’s an idea- if Maddie Adderley wants to be taken seriously as a ‘Rock Star’ why not start by changing her name? (As many real rock stars do.)
Then... a wee bit of tweaking with the songwriting and the tone, pitch, beat and lyrics of her ‘ stuff’ and she’s good to go.
Japan, here we come!
(You’ve not made it till you’ve had a number 1 in Japan apparently. Ask Colleen Nolan.)
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(In fairness, I take that bit back about the lyrics- some of them are Ok.
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