So the day has arrived, the famous author finally has his book published!
Off they trot to lie to various radio stations and his wife's TV programme (no nepotism at all!) to tell their successful story of homeschooling their beloved children.
Homeschooling which has resulted in one child achieving no qualifications, however she's become an expert at cooking spaghetti and can find her way to Londons art galleries blindfolded.
The other has decided, that despite school causing her anxiety which required her to leave it and be homeschooled, she's opted to abandon the successful homeschooling to return to mainstream school to ensure she gets "some semblance" of normality in her life.
Today Manky is your day! It's all about you and how you homeschooled your children whilst juggling such a busy monetized youtube channel and helped them to achieve absolutely no academic success thus far.
Your big yellow
pages book is a remarkable 4142 out of 100 on its publication day.
You've managed to get up, wash and cut your hair, have a shave and step out into the world we call normal life.
Cupcakes, banners, balloons and adulations all at the ready. Youtubers are waiting with baited breath to see their best friend become a big important author.
Your management team are anxiously willing you not to cock up and refer to poo poo, or boobies or your wife's 6 day old knickers that she uses to damp dust with. Be on your best behaviour as your an author now!
You did it! The children didn't, but most importantly YOU did!