Why do we like to follow you?
For the shits and giggles sleepy Lisa.
Also, to feel like a top Mom.
Not to learn how to fire a babbie into a cot, not to live in the dark, not to overfeed, not to listen to white noise, not to find out where to buy Nannie nighties, not to listen to how many suppositories you fire up your kids arse, not to maul our faces. Not to learn about parking spaces and twin trollies, not to know which episode of friends you're on.
Definitely not to learn how to clean and remove mould from the house.
If that makes sense, juno.