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This just popped into my head ODFOD.
Best acronym ever, must say I've never used it
Best acronym ever, must say I've never used it
Wtf does that mean?!This just popped into my head ODFOD.
Best acronym ever, must say I've never used it
At my high school in the 90’s we had vending machines selling fizzy drinks, crisps and bars of chocolate. In the canteen it was all chips, burgers, hot dogs and my favourite which were the huge slices of pizza with or without pepperoni that were absolutely swimming in grease, but were so tasty. The thing is though when I think back there were very few kids that were overweight. We might have eaten crap but we were so much more active.
“Oh do duck off, dear”Wtf does that mean?!
Ugh it’s the worst.
along with the biscuit. And ‘you sound like hard work’. Patronising rit.
Oh it took me ages to work out the biscuit emoji.
Something to do with Gordon Brown and jammie dodgers, bleeping loons.
Something to do with Gordon Brown and jammie dodgers, bleeping loons.
“Head tilt”
“tinkly laugh”
“tinkly laugh”
And
“Are you on glue?” - No, because it’s not the 1980s anymore.
“Did you mean to be so rude?” - Err, yes I did. That’s precisely why I was rude, it wasn’t accidental.
Mumsnet scarf.
Nethuns is thataway!
PBP?
Go back under your bridge OP!
Reported!
Oh you again!
Bored OP?
Half term?
Shoe troll?
Ahem!
Nethuns is thataway!
PBP?
Go back under your bridge OP!
Reported!
Oh you again!
Bored OP?
Half term?
Shoe troll?
Ahem!
Don't forget about "Ambulance. NOW"Mumsnet scarf.
Nethuns is thataway!
PBP?
Go back under your bridge OP!
Reported!
Oh you again!
Bored OP?
Half term?
Shoe troll?
Ahem!
A head tilt is something a dog doesn’t it? Not a human being.
Anything that causes them worry or concern makes them ‘petrified‘. They don’t say oh I’m really worried about such and such its always ‘ Petrfied. I have chronic diarrhea.’
Anything that causes them worry or concern makes them ‘petrified‘. They don’t say oh I’m really worried about such and such its always ‘ Petrfied. I have chronic diarrhea.’
I love when my pup does head tilts. I have to make cat noises to make her do it though.
There's a squealy video on YouTube that makes them do it. Or so I'm told
Whoever’s running the Mumsnet Twitter account today isn’t really doing them any favours
Why, what’s going on?
Was it on Mumsnet or Digital Spy, where a thread about getting a pearl necklace was moved to Style and Beauty? D
D Oh my, I've just had a look at that mumsnet tweet, prreeeetyyy bad! What is going on with the trans stuff on mumsnet, I just don't understand it. Can people not just leave it be?
This thread is great 
<gavel> will always be my number 1 Mumsnet hate but also how they are so paranoid about the media using their incredible collective wisdom and making up threads, the snarky comment “when’s your deadline due?” is another one. Piss off!
On the packed lunch theme, I remember seeing a thread a few years ago where someone asked for child snack ideas and someone suggested quails eggs
<gavel> will always be my number 1 Mumsnet hate but also how they are so paranoid about the media using their incredible collective wisdom and making up threads, the snarky comment “when’s your deadline due?” is another one. Piss off!
On the packed lunch theme, I remember seeing a thread a few years ago where someone asked for child snack ideas and someone suggested quails eggs
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