I’ve not looked at that thread, and won’t, but it’s probably a troll. They’ll have set all the thick mumsnetters up to post details about how they get their fan clean. Troll will be happily fapping away, proud of their work.
Absolutely - I'm always a bit unsettled by how much detail posters go into about how they wash their minge! OP probably is a troll I agree but even if not I'm sure there will someone getting their kicks from it.