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Hearts broken everywhere then, well until you see how weirdly they kiss each other 😅
Do we think Benson Boone is going to look as decrepit when he's older? I must DM him and suggest some preventative botox now :D
 
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You would die living off 800 calories! You wouldn't be getting you 10k minimum steps in any way.
That is such dangerous advice. Can you imagine if a new mum, trying to breastfeed, but still wanting to lose the baby weight, trying to follow that regime? They are unapologetically pro-ana and MNHQ don't give a tit.
 
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Today one of them wants to cancel her holiday (which she has had planned for a year!) because of the EES. She thinks it'll be too stressful and is not receptive to any reassurance or advice. She is also panicing based off the wrong info from an AI summary re Ryanair check-in times. Obviously it's frustrating and waiting in queues is a pain. But I can't imagine cancelling my holiday because of it!

It's one of the MN posts I like the least - when the OP posts to complain and feel sorry for themselves and refuses to take any advice or reassurance on board.

Apparently it's all Starmer's fault too.
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My daughter wasn't allowed to purchase a Red Bull in store yesterday because they said she didn't look 18, does this give her lots of bragging rights that people think she LOOKS SO YOUNG?

(Tbf she is 18 years and 3 days!)
Nah, my friend has been refused sale of Red Bull in the past three months. She's 41.
 
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Did anyone see the response to the woman in the "homemade vest", that told her to make her own kaftans out of duvet covers?! Found it... 🥴
lol 😜 just caught up on the thread, the op has completely lost her tit. If it wasn’t online I think she would be screaming, total Kathy bates in misery vibes, plus similar dress sense.
I’m no prude and I often feature armpit hair but the way she leapt to it’s defence, plus her other posts, makes me think she might purposely choose looks and fits in order to goad people at work.

Omg at the kaftan duvet covers, just makes me think of shedded dead skin cells and the like, would love to see how her manger and office sharing colleagues respond to duvet kaftan 😭😭😭🙈

 
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My daughter wasn't allowed to purchase a Red Bull in store yesterday because they said she didn't look 18, does this give her lots of bragging rights that people think she LOOKS SO YOUNG?

(Tbf she is 18 years and 3 days!)
I think you mean 196 months x
 
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Kindly, I’m not surprised most of you are a porcine size 12 if you’re shovelling 800 calories a day down your gullets.

I aim for 75 and what I save on food I spend on wigs, blusher and speed to keep me going.
 
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Kindly, I’m not surprised most of you are a porcine size 12 if you’re shovelling 800 calories a day down your gullets.

I aim for 75 and what I save on food I spend on wigs, blusher and speed to keep me going.
Gosh, I'd be stuffed if I ate 75 calories per day. You must be a right large bleeping bleep OP x
 
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I think Dgoogle must be a mumsnetter... I just googled 'when to pull up forget-me-nots' and the first 5 answers were about Ddementia :ROFLMAO:
 
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Today one of them wants to cancel her holiday (which she has had planned for a year!) because of the EES. She thinks it'll be too stressful and is not receptive to any reassurance or advice. She is also panicing based off the wrong info from an AI summary re Ryanair check-in times. Obviously it's frustrating and waiting in queues is a pain. But I can't imagine cancelling my holiday because of it!

It's one of the MN posts I like the least - when the OP posts to complain and feel sorry for themselves and refuses to take any advice or reassurance on board.

Apparently it's all Starmer's fault too.View attachment 4008367
She has kept me most amused on the train this morning. All the reasons in the world why she won't be able to travel on her long planned trip, and it's all the fault of Kier Starmer for not easily negotiating a deal with the EU to allow Brits easy entry. 😆
We're on our way to Belgium from Paris, and most of us have EU passports, only bloody MrB has a UK one and he didn't take that much longer on leaving London than us.
 
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She has kept me most amused on the train this morning. All the reasons in the world why she won't be able to travel on her long planned trip, and it's all the fault of Kier Starmer for not easily negotiating a deal with the EU to allow Brits easy entry. 😆
We're on our way to Belgium from Paris, and most of us have EU passports, only bloody MrB has a UK one and he didn't take that much longer on leaving London than us.
Oh for goodness sake, she just needs to get to the airport a bit earlier. Or cut her losses and book an B&B in Margate.
 
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You would die living off 800 calories! You wouldn't be getting you 10k minimum steps in any way.
I just went back to screenshot someone saying they eat 550 a day because they are so petite and that's what they have to eat to lose weight, but astonishingly they actually deleted it after I reported it, maybe I wasnt the only one. The anorexia promotion is off the charts.
 
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Guys, I went to Greggs and had a prawn pasta salad.... am sure the salad dressing had more calories than the sausage roll :/ I don't know what I was thinking. Also got a yoghurt which tasted of sadness so I threw it away.
 
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