Treacherous bleep. Guess that's me off down the M62 to put the windows in at his garageI have some bad news for some of you
Treacherous bleep. Guess that's me off down the M62 to put the windows in at his garageI have some bad news for some of you
100 troll, just finished the second thread and OP's posts are (fairly well disguised for once) AI written.Anyone seen the 2 posts on Chat? Starts off with DSD making some crack about her dad's house being hers one day. Followed by explanation that house mainly belongs to stepmum. Started at 3pm yesterday, full by this morning,
Second post draws the drama out a bit with DSD becoming more angry and involved with threats of taking legal advice to get DSD's dad his fair share of the house.
That's pacing along nicely too with the OP updating but not *too* regularly.
He’s looking happy, bless him.I have some bad news for some of you
Yep, they’re definitely AI.100 troll, just finished the second thread and OP's posts are (fairly well disguised for once) AI written.
Me neither. It was the bleeping typo in the title that first dragged me in...I cannot imagine giving a tit what age someone decides to have a baby. The idea of kids fills me with horror at any age, but I am glad others are happy to have them so I don't need to.
But did you have crumpled bus tickets?Oi! I had rickets as a child!*
And I'm now nearly 58 and renting and always will be!
Feel my pain! FEEL IT, DAMN YOU!
*(due to narc neglectful parents)
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Stop mentioning liberty bodices. I’M TRIGGERED! I blame my claustrophobia on these. My very dear mother forced me into liberty bodices that I’d outgrown. Not ones with rubber buttons but pull-on ones. I still hyperventilate when I recall the horror of trying to struggle out of it with my bleeping head getting stuck and almost being ripped from my body while slowly suffocating. I’ve never fully recovered.That'll be me, then.
I love a vest and a slip. It broke my heart when they stopped manufacturing liberty bodices.
theres a fair few on other threads here too, hence I have people on my block list nowThat contraception thread has brought out the posters who are horrified at a woman having a baby at 40.![]()
Didn't spot that at first but definitely see it now I've read them again - all the reported dialogue is a dead giveaway.100 troll, just finished the second thread and OP's posts are (fairly well disguised for once) AI written.
I reported it but MNHQ don't care about people using AI.Didn't spot that at first but definitely see it now I've read them again - all the reported dialogue is a dead giveaway.
It's probably MNHQ posting it!I reported it but MNHQ don't care about people using AI.
I got stuck in a dress once in Top Shop changing room. My fault for trying on a size 10 when I am a morbidly obese size 12 - 14. I had to summon help from my sister who secretly snipped the seams with her manicure scissors to release me before I passed out from lack of oxygen. It was a horrible dress anyway. If I had listened to Mumsnet and bought myself a large flowing sack, it would never have happened. Sorry Top Shop.Stop mentioning liberty bodices. I’M TRIGGERED! I blame my claustrophobia on these. My very dear mother forced me into liberty bodices that I’d outgrown. Not ones with rubber buttons but pull-on ones. I still hyperventilate when I recall the horror of trying to struggle out of it with my bleeping head getting stuck and almost being ripped from my body while slowly suffocating. I’ve never fully recovered.
I’m large and northern and my highest qualification is a BTEC in ironing - so I don’t understand at all how OP has gone from A to B there - does anyone here see this connection? I’m confused as duck.Remember the thread discussed earlier where the OP wouldn't let her daughter go on a playdate as the other mother supported education tax? Now she's saying one of the reasons she doesn't want DD to go there is because she thinks a household that supports the tax would have an issue with alcohol abuse and smoking...
MrChampagneBox used one when I met him I soon put a stop to that, massive ick..just rip the envelope like everyone else!!When I was a kid my Dad got given a letter opener as a gift for some professional milestone and I remember thinking that it would be great to be an adult and get my own letter opener.![]()
Was in London yesterday and some street urchins were on the tube screaming and shouting, and in true British fashion no one told them to shut the duck up, they just got a hard Paddington stareI bet if the first reply was along the lines of oH leT tHe LiTtLe dArLiNgS hAvE fun then the whole thread would have gone a different way. Sounds worthy of holding their heads under though
Is this also from the contraception thread…?Just wear a slip or big white knickers.
Life advice from mumsnet. Come the duck on hon who the chuff is wearing slips, its 2026