5 stars according to mumsnet, I cant see that being true, theyre UPF for one
Also please ignore the packaging, I tear stuff open with my teeth evidently
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5 stars according to mumsnet, I cant see that being true, theyre UPF for one
Also please ignore the packaging, I tear stuff open with my teeth evidently
Ok if supper isn’t ok, where do you stand on supper snack?!
Ok tattle booners. Here’s my future gay husband.
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As a post tea pre bed snack yes fine
Serious. You are immense. Isn’t it? 
I've had similar banter when I've boughtI always thank the bus driver, wave thanks to zebra crossing drivers and am generally friendly to retail staff.
I bought some fake Pimms from Aldi recently and the cashier asked what time he could call round for a drink, and to make sure it was iced. If I was a mumsnet knobber, I’d have started a thread on AIBU, but I’m not, I laughed and said there won’t be any left by the time you finish work, mate
I am obviously not mums net material - I love chatting to complete strangers and sharing life stories, and passing a few friendly words with shop assistants etc. I was born to be an amiable nosey Parker, I think.
Oooh, me too! I love a good old chinwag with people in queues etc. It's surprising what one can find out!I've had similar banter when I've boughtexcessive amounts ofchocolate - usually I say "It'll be gone before I get back to the car."
I am obviously not mums net material - I love chatting to complete strangers and sharing life stories, and passing a few friendly words with shop assistants etc. I was born to be an amiable nosey Parker, I think.
This morning I got talking to a lady at the butchers & was bemoaning the fact that the Co-op had run out of ice cream. She told me that the Tesco 7-11 shop further down the village had just had a delivery. Whizzed down straightaway & got a large tub of decent vanilla & a box of fruity lollies. Result!
You haven't reported him to his manager? I'd be fuming at such unbridled unfamiliarity. Kindly, this is a serious professional infraction.I bought some fake Pimms from Aldi recently and the cashier asked what time he could call round for a drink, and to make sure it was iced. If I was a mumsnet knobber, I’d have started a thread on AIBU, but I’m not, I laughed and said there won’t be any left by the time you finish work, mate
I consider myself marked safe from being eaten by MNers. Nowhere near lean enough for their teeny-tiny-tummies to digest.
Sometimes, being a flabby hephalump has advantages.
Here you go Tattlers:
Those miserable buggers at mumsnet must miss out on so much!Oooh, me too! I love a good old chinwag with people in queues etc. It's surprising what one can find out!
This morning I got talking to a lady at the butchers & was bemoaning the fact that the Co-op had run out of ice cream. She told me that the Tesco 7-11 shop further down the village had just had a delivery. Whizzed down straightaway & got a large tub of decent vanilla & a box of fruity lollies. Result!
I rather like it when someone behind or in front or opposite you on a bus joins in your conversation and you end up with a couple of other people chipping in.* This would be hell on earth for the mumsnetters who would probably have anti-stalking orders out on all of them.
Hope your ice cream haul is delicious!
*It's always oldies like myself swapping stories of people's knee replacements and recipes to use up leftover fish sticks etc.
Phuck off.
Thank you
Can we have a Jim I'm going down the boozer so I am McDonald one next
Also intrigued that Kev himself has reposted this??
<washes out Geetbo's mouth with Dudu Osun soap and gives him a clip round the ear'ole>
Learn to spell you lazy little bleeder!
Being a large poor northerner I didn’t learn about “guac” until I moved south. I worked in healthcare and learned “guaiac” first, so now the two are interchangeably linked in my brainHah. My favourite thread of the day. I absolutely love that she had a tantrum about not being able to have her keto chicken & salad so stropped off for a McDonalds of all things
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speaking of the dNHS and Tui, I booked a dTUI holiday with my Dbluelightcard earlier this year. When you book they slap “holidays for heroes” all over your booking
. Visions of me running about greys anatomy style saying crap like “it’s good day to save lives” being all heroic instead of sitting mostly at a computer 
bleeping hell, that Benson Boone has let himself go 
You are so right - it's great when people join in! If the buttoned-up miserable Mumsnetters don't want to chat along, then it's fine by me!
This is definitely real
As in a couple of bits of toast before you go to bed? That is supper where I'm from and I'm all for it!
An unusual request… but here you go ya purve:Thank you
Can we have a Jim I'm going down the boozer so I am McDonald one next
Also intrigued that Kev himself has reposted this??
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