These are really disappointing, not recommended
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Probably because the meat isn't the best once the chicken wine has been wrung out of them.
They’re okay, but you’d need a whole pack to fill you up like a Richmond would IMO
Protein innit. They love a bit of protein on Mumsnet.
Yeah I have them a fair bit but im never overwhelmed, just trying to be less of a heifer. Richmond are the elite
Many years ago while at uni I worked in a shop in the holidays. My co-workers were brilliant fun and one colleague shared a story about his new girlfriend meeting his parents for the first time.Hardly "outrageous" language. He didn't say "I'm going for a mit"
They've given him the shock-value he wanted. They should have complained about his lack of originality.
Reddit has some much more original expressions . . .
Dropping the kids off at the pool, bake a biscuit, doing a push, dropping some hot snakes, making some chocolates, seeing a man about a curd, doing a dirty job and then the paperwork, making a direct deposit, unloading cargo, taking the browns to the super bowl, the prairie dog wants to leave the hole, I've got a big brown dog barking at the back door, honk out a dirt snake, restock the sewer. And many more . . .
When I was at school I used to know a lad who would say "I'm off to squeeze my head", and would joke about his nick-name being "the dump truck".
Kid has no imagination.
They were all sitting around drinking tea and making polite conversation when said girlfriend piped up "right I'm off to wiggle my piss flaps".
The relationship was short-lived...
I've told this story frequently over the years and I'm glad I'm typing it as I can't get through to the end of it without laughing hysterically.
PORN!
Oh amazing she sounds like my type of lass
Lads pity the poor funeral workers, especially the Funeral Directors, who are expected to wear high collared shirt, cravats, top hat, waistcoat, frock coat, dress trousers and black gloves. I have to wear black opaque tights at all times 
it's been sweltering in the office today. I wish I could wear a crumpled vest and pyjama shorts
it's been sweltering in the office today. I wish I could wear a crumpled vest and pyjama shorts
Note that the person above didn’t say she was an accountant just that she worked in a top accountant office. 100% the cleaner smelling the 6 figure shites.Did anyone see the response to the woman in the "homemade vest", that told her to make her own kaftans out of duvet covers?! Found it...
his wife is being banged like a Salvation Army drum
From the post about the open marriage. This made me laugh
From the post about the open marriage. This made me laugh
That's because they're all in peri and you need to eat 5000g of protein per hour for every gram you weigh when you're in peri or your muscles melt and you just crumble.
Why is it, on mumsnet, that whenever anyone says they struggle when it's really hot, they're asked "kindly, but are you overweight "? 
You called?
Bless your heart @FunnyFuneralLads pity the poor funeral workers, especially the Funeral Directors, who are expected to wear high collared shirt, cravats, top hat, waistcoat, frock coat, dress trousers and black gloves. I have to wear black opaque tights at all times
My dad died when I was 5 and I will never forget the kindness of the funeral directors. He’d been ill for a while and had left his last wishes with them. There were us 5 little girls and my poor mum, and they were so lovely to all of us.
Daddy’s ashes are scattered on Borth y Gest beach, so if you’re ever in the area, raise a pint of Purple Moose for him
My late editor once got me and my ex husband absolutely slaughtered on 2 bottles of Pimms.
I was still throwing up at 6pm the next day.
Good times!
Someone said diet coke has 'virtually zero calories' and someone replied -
This comment is part of the reason behind the obesity crisis.
This comment is part of the reason behind the obesity crisis.
Who eats Richmond? They aren’t even 45% meat, supermarket own brand are more than that
What’s a Richmond? <head tilt> I think I read about them on celebrity gossip.
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