God almighty!
I've never checked the dates on any of the towels in Shedmouse Towers - we've had then yonks! Will my skin fall off?
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I've never checked the dates on any of the towels in Shedmouse Towers - we've had then yonks! Will my skin fall off?
Has anyone been reading this thread?
14 year old wants to start dating
Bet you all a pint that 14yo will be pregnant before she takes her GCSEs if mummy doesn't stop trying to dictate how she lives her life.
14 year old wants to start dating
Bet you all a pint that 14yo will be pregnant before she takes her GCSEs if mummy doesn't stop trying to dictate how she lives her life.
They'll all tell him to DTB ("Ditch The witch") and get not only Dominos but a cask of Theakston's Old Peculiar tw wash it down.Next time 'hubby' tell me he wants dominos I'm going to tell him there's no need for that I've bought us some nice seafood we can cook, eat and clean up after. I'm sure he'll be delighted. Is there a hubsnet where he can complain about me
They'll have him changing the locks and lining up his aquatic waterfowl (I know, I know - "aquatic" is redundant but it sounds good*) before booking himself a fee half hour with all of the local solicitors.
*<wondering if I should have put "anatidae" instead of "waterfowl">
Edit - grammar
And it's someone who can tell the DCoroner exactly why you're dead
The skin of a jacket potato, like the skin of a chicken, is the BEST BIT!
I've seen people leave the skin - it breaks my cold, hard heart. (Of course, like chicken skin, it has to be crispy)
My gay husband leaves the skin, the absolute freak.
Trust me, my poultry is being aligned.
The skin is perfect for filling with garlic mayo when all the cheesy potato inside has been devoured. Not that I would know, my idea of a treat is a carrot stick and half a cucumber slice, and that's only after I've completed my 5 day fast.
I hope you only sniff the carrot stick.
I hope you're doing your 5 day fast every 4 days for optimum results. Once you've done it for a month or so you find breathing too deeply really fills you up so be careful.
I hope he gets his free half hour with a divorce lawyer.
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Is the towel one PerkyOchrePeer under a new name??
On the what have you eaten today thread we have this bleeping liar.
Ive had a 3 egg omelette with loads of cheese on a bagel
Massive banana
Picked at some food at a kids party
Had a breaded chicken thing with some lettuce and square plastic cheese (IYKYK)
A stale half eaten packet of mozzas own quavers
Cup of tea with an m&s chocolate round, some bday cake and a bit of chocolate
Finished some prawn crackers
Bite of my 2yr olds toast
Ive still got my tea and my post kids bedtime snack to fit in me yet
No wonder I'm a large sow
I had one of those boxes of ritz crackers all by myself for lunch today.
I'm sure those 'what have you eaten today' posters are all lying. They all seem to snack on almonds and sprinkle flax seeds on every bleeping thing.
I started out well today, greek yoghurt with berries and oats.
Then it all went pear-shaped (like every day) and that's probably why I am pretty much shaped like a pear.
I started out well today, greek yoghurt with berries and oats.
Then it all went pear-shaped (like every day) and that's probably why I am pretty much shaped like a pear.
I was reading that. I think it's troll/p post. No normal Mum thinks like that.
The irony is I ate the crackers cos supposedly they help with nausea but given how much I ate am suprised I didn't feel more nauseous.
Ah yes, it will be the teenage sex purve, won't it? he's looking for - and getting - anecdotes about underage teenagers shagging.
It's the massive banana that's doing it. And too many carbs. big cowbag.
Definitely. I'm useless at spotting the trolls/perves. But this is definitely one.
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