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Well I hope she is getting her ducks in a row and getting ready to LTB. She cant be expected to remain married to man who ate sweets.Couldn’t even manage one sweet!Classic mumsnet sanctimonious eating.
I absolutely love this thread by the way. So nice to see it’s not just me rolling my eyes (but also unable to look away).
I'm not ashamed to say I'd give it a good go.Couldn’t even manage one sweet!
I absolutely love this thread by the way. So nice to see it’s not just me rolling my eyes (but also unable to look away).
My ex sister in law once couldn't finish a small pack of Maltesers or a Mars bar in one go and would stretch them. I can do a grab bag in one film. People get all worked up that it's not healthy but in relation to the rest of my diet and exercise and lifestyle,nits perfectly acceptable and ok
Jelly sweets make me feel nauseous, especially green ones. Turkish Delight is ok though and actual jelly. Those cherry Haribo are minging.
Green jelly babies are the devil’s snot.
I could eat my own body weight in chocolate, ice cream or crisps though.
Green jelly babies are the devil’s snot.
I could eat my own body weight in chocolate, ice cream or crisps though.
These poor blokes really can’t have anything can theyCouldn’t even manage one sweet!
I absolutely love this thread by the way. So nice to see it’s not just me rolling my eyes (but also unable to look away).
I don’t like the fizzy ones because they make my teeth furry but I could absolutely smash a whole tub of normal haribo in one go
Poor man. He ate some leftover Haribou and his wife has started a thread to mock him. Nice woman.Couldn’t even manage one sweet!
I absolutely love this thread by the way. So nice to see it’s not just me rolling my eyes (but also unable to look away).
Classic cocklodger behaviour.
What is it with the competitive eating, what do they get out of this? I notice it with many influencers as well, either boasting about the massive salads or the minimal amount of a bleeping gummy bear they manage to heat before being absolutely filled to the brim.
I don't know anybody in real life who would go on and on about that? Sure, I myself don't like jelly sweets myself that much, but give me crisps or a croissant or chocolate and you better bet I eat it. And they even do the same about the eating habits of their strapping sons and birdlike daughters. Are they projecting some sort of eating disorder on them? That would actually be pretty nasty for the kids.
I don't know anybody in real life who would go on and on about that? Sure, I myself don't like jelly sweets myself that much, but give me crisps or a croissant or chocolate and you better bet I eat it. And they even do the same about the eating habits of their strapping sons and birdlike daughters. Are they projecting some sort of eating disorder on them? That would actually be pretty nasty for the kids.
But any of us can go on there and make up tit like that.No it was some twit called PigletsChewedEar.
Do people really think that £80k per year salary isn't good money?
Perhaps it's just me, but in my friendship group, the highest earner is on half that amount. We're all in our 30's and 40's.
Then again, none of us have cleaners, gardeners or nannies, none of us live in West London, none of us have children at private school and none of us wear clothes from Boden, Seasalt, Hush and Toast, therefore we are not middle-class either.
The only person I know in real life who brags about being a high earner is an insufferable prick, and even he only lives in a 4 bed new build. He does have an Apple Watch though which he reliably informed me, cost nearly a grand.
I would bet my many mansions and my sixty six figure salary
that the vast majority on there are making stuff up as they go along.
Anyone seen the post where the woman has won £1mil and is asking if she should give her ex 10k (she is remarried)
I'm just currently reading this. Can't figure out if it's real or not. I'm definitely on the side where she shouldn't give ex the money.
Read this immediately before it’s taken down. Popcorn central 
She ate one whole sweet! Wow, what a fat cow. A jelly baby lasts me a week. No wonder there’s an obesity crisis.Couldn’t even manage one sweet!
I absolutely love this thread by the way. So nice to see it’s not just me rolling my eyes (but also unable to look away).
This comment is the best bit so far
There's a heck of a lot of deleted threads lately, also what's with banned posters resurrecting stuff from 2007?
Omg that thread is hysterical 
she sounds nuts! Would love to hear their side of the story.
she sounds nuts! Would love to hear their side of the story.Naughty her. She'll be straining the seams on those size 000 jeans - or "a jean" as Trinny calls them.
I'm off to read it on aibu.Omg that thread is hysterical
A whole jelly baby? You greedy pig. I find just the head fills me up for a fortnight.
I tried to cut down but I’m so tiny and yet so active I need the energy.
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