BethanyGilbert
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Penis beaker?
Screaming at the sistine chapel?
Cutted up pears?
Old Korean lady?
Mexican house thief?
Screaming at the sistine chapel?
Cutted up pears?
Old Korean lady?
Mexican house thief?
- Notice
Fledgling Psycho
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@BethanyGilbert So pathetic. Not only are we both on 7 figure salaries, we have mind blowing sex too. The working class can only dream.
The username too!
The username too!
doctordoctor
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………should’ve thrown his stuff into bin bags and left them outside the door and remember to change the locks! Dealbreaker for me. I’m actually shaking in anger on your behalf !
JarvisCockerSpaniel
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They’re all useless, my ex never even got up in the night to breastfeed either of our two, it was all down to me! Plus the toxic MIL who offered to look after them OVERNIGHT, and pesters me every Christmas and birthday to ask what presents to buy them, then sends a card with no money in, it lands on my doormat without fail on the right days each year and it’s very triggering for me. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.
JarvisCockerSpaniel
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They are a bloody magnet for peados and trolls. I can’t believe how lax their ‘security’ is, it’s like they just get some old school mates to mess around with some IT softwear in return for a few pints and a curry.
This was in the Parenting section by the way.
This was in the Parenting section by the way.
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I couldn’t sleep last night as I was refreshing this thread 1000 times a minute to see if OP was ok. My heart is breaking and I care so much for you, OP, even though I don’t know you. I’ve even neglected my own DS7, DD5, DD4, DDog15 and divorced my DH just to keep up to date with this (juicy gossip) thread.
They found four grand ripping a kitchen out and informed the solicitor???? Why?!!!! The fact some people are so unnecessarily honest makes me irrationally angry
PumpkinKing
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Ok who wrote this 
BethanyGilbert
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Surely no one think this is normal
‘I change my clothes about 5 times a day depending on what activity i'm doing. I also shower 3 times a day. I thought everyone did this to be honest"
‘I change my clothes about 5 times a day depending on what activity i'm doing. I also shower 3 times a day. I thought everyone did this to be honest"
Sunlifeover50
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Not my circus not my monkeys (I actually unused that once and the other person looked at me like I was a proper twat) 
Crabbypatty00
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I don't want anyone touching my baby, not at all, ever. My MIL has had two coldsores, once in the 70's and again in '98 I'm really unhappy that she thinks she should be able to come to my house! I can't believe she would take such a risk.
Neither me or my husband have ever kissed our baby, well certainly no higher than the ankle, those germs travel you know. AIBU to put my babies health first?
Neither me or my husband have ever kissed our baby, well certainly no higher than the ankle, those germs travel you know. AIBU to put my babies health first?
bellinibobble
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Soz to ruin the fun but.. wow.. the bottomless brunch thread. What a bunch of wind up merchants. Pretending they’ve never heard of it, or declaring it’s unlimited tea and coffee 🥱 what is the need?
ChastityDingle
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From that thread... If I am in work I will smell at least one or two smelly vaginas, not always period related either.
Weirdo.
melonpane
Well-known member
that was me
justheretoread99
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Right I’ve now seen it all.
The OP is going to complain about her hotel because someone stole her childrens bucket and spade, and the beach was too stoney and the tide was too strong.
The OP is going to complain about her hotel because someone stole her childrens bucket and spade, and the beach was too stoney and the tide was too strong.
nicalibres
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I’m actually crying laughing that a very determined lunatic is attempting a smear campaign against M&S via various mumsnet threads and MNHQ are scrambling around deleting and banning them every time.
It reminds me of the guy who kept phoning in some day time tv show one morning about ‘that bitch Sharon Maidstone’
It reminds me of the guy who kept phoning in some day time tv show one morning about ‘that bitch Sharon Maidstone’
Millie2023
Chatty Member
It’s nice being at that stage in life where I don’t give a flying fuck what the mumsnet fashion police think of my skinny jeans, ballet flats and handbag