Why don’t these women issue proper bollockings to their disgusting men? I wouldn’t be able to go near mine if he was anything like that, good god.
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Me neither! That one always stayed with me. I’m still WTF???
Oh so not everyone has poo crumbs then? Well this is awkward 
Wtf are poo crumbs?? Do I even want to know? 
Hold on a sec though, do we know for sure that the guy has actual poo crumbs or could this be another case of the Mumsnet "thou shalt never buy a loo brush lest it gather POO CRUMBS" paranoia? I mean I occasionally sleep naked when it's really hot and I'm definitely not leaving little turd granules all over my sheets...
It’s flakes of dried poo that come off a person who doesn’t wipe their arse properly. Worse in men with hairy arsesWtf are poo crumbs?? Do I even want to know?
There's a fab thread currently about being worried about a friend having a cock lodger move in. Some of the replies are so funny & lol. I also found a new word "dickmatised". One reply to someone accusing op of being jealous is comedy gold. Mumsnetters at their finest. 
It's in AIBU
It's in AIBU
Hahah dickmatized is from the old blog D Listed. I used to love that!
I really hate poor punctuation like that.
I hate their obsession with "poo" generally, it's so disgusting, they're like schoolchildren
I came across a thread a while back where someone asked how she could buy tretinoin online as her dermatologist refused to prescribe it. There were some suggestions and then someone came in with a "isn't it terrible that women want to buy a PRESCRIPTION DRUG from dodgy websites just so they can try to look a little younger?" While I agree that it's generally not safe to buy something like this online, they came across as so snotty and condescending in a way that is typical of Mumsnet
I came across a thread a while back where someone asked how she could buy tretinoin online as her dermatologist refused to prescribe it. There were some suggestions and then someone came in with a "isn't it terrible that women want to buy a PRESCRIPTION DRUG from dodgy websites just so they can try to look a little younger?" While I agree that it's generally not safe to buy something like this online, they came across as so snotty and condescending in a way that is typical of Mumsnet
Hollow legs every side at present on a thread about a sixteen year old guy who basically ate everything in the house while home alone for a weekend.
Competitive eating ahoy!
Competitive eating ahoy!
I’ve just read about someone complaining that the ice cream van (she used truck instead of van) wakes her daughter up at 8pm. Someone posts this:
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God how pathetic, surely it was obvious what the OP meant? I’m sure they say stuff like that just to be dicks.
“A vehicle that sells ice cream, think transit”.
Something that fries my brain on there is 'fast forward'.
Big convoluted tale of woe with every possible detail included, then 'fast forward'.
WTF. I don't want to fast forward. I want to stay right here. Ta.
Big convoluted tale of woe with every possible detail included, then 'fast forward'.
WTF. I don't want to fast forward. I want to stay right here. Ta.
Dried poo particles that get stuck to the hairs around his anus and break off on the bed like a crumbled stock cube. You're welcome.Wtf are poo crumbs?? Do I even want to know?
Be careful. That’s outing!
Actually so does my 6 year old because of all the damn Blippi she watched when she was younger 
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