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I’m loving this. I work in a school and this month have had lots of work experience pupils from a high school as it’s exam leave time. She won’t be told they are doing work experience. And shock horror P1 has no tables… as it’s meant to be playbased. So more like a playroom set up.
Then she asks if private school is like that
Then she asks if private school is like that
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Bloody hell I can remember high school pupils doing their work experience at my infant school over 30 years ago! It’s always been a ‘thing’ especially if the high school pupil wants to go into teaching or childcare! I can remember some of my peers doing their WE at primary schools as well. What planet is this stupid cow on?!I’m loving this. I work in a school and this month have had lots of work experience pupils from a high school as it’s exam leave time. She won’t be told they are doing work experience. And shock horror P1 has no tables… as it’s meant to be playbased. So more like a playroom set up.
Then she asks if private school is like that
Gave me a headache trying to work this bollocks out. Eventually had to read the replies to get it translated to English. Maybe I'm just a bit thick lol.
I’ve no clue what’s going on there (and I’m a 5ft ish female that walks a dog, typically thought of as a good family pet)! Jibberish!
I understand it now but when I first saw it could not wrap my head around it at all
Woman walking a dog (typical good family pet, natch) and man/woman couple walking towards her. Her dog does a steaming tit (it may not have been steaming, I’m embellishing) and the man stands over her to observe if she would pick it up or not. He says “good choice” as she picks it up. She ponders whether he would have done this with a man and basically saying “sorry I ruined your husbands chance to be a have a go hero”
It is jibberish and it took me about ten times to understand it.
Why can't she tell us the breed of her dog?
Because it would be outing! After all, she must be the only person in the UK with a golden retriever (and a husband who cycles or golfs) or whatever.
There’s a thread on there at the moment on AIBU where a poster is talking about her MIL ignoring their routine with their baby. Lots of detail but at one point she mentioned sterilising the baby’s cutlery/bowls etc.
Of course there’s just reply after reply asking why she is sterilising cutlery. Even after she explained her baby was ill in hospital with an infection, there are still people making sarky comments like “what infection did he get from unsterilised cutlery”
Of course there’s just reply after reply asking why she is sterilising cutlery. Even after she explained her baby was ill in hospital with an infection, there are still people making sarky comments like “what infection did he get from unsterilised cutlery”
That’s a perv typing one handed. Wants Mumsnetters to share some anecdotes for the wank bank.
OP was writing about their £40 ring and did it look tacky.
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Lol no one asked how much yours cost, love
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Lol no one asked how much yours cost, love
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Absolutely everything is a competition for those lot
Miaow, what a witch! And who the duck spends £13k on an engagement ring in the normal world??
I did my work experience in a primary school and I'm now a teacher. It's normal!I’m loving this. I work in a school and this month have had lots of work experience pupils from a high school as it’s exam leave time. She won’t be told they are doing work experience. And shock horror P1 has no tables… as it’s meant to be playbased. So more like a playroom set up.
Then she asks if private school is like that
I do know someone who has a ridiculously expensive ring but my god I doubt she’d have any time for writing crap on mumsnet
Peak Mumsnet.
It would only be bettered by “FORTY POUNDS? My ring cost 99p from the bargain bucket in Accessorize and it’s more meaningful to me than anything as expensive as yours.”
And I bought mine secondhand in a charity shop for 29p etc.
These are along the lines of the responses that say "Our wedding cost £12.50 all in, and people still say it's the best wedding they've ever attended, 22 years later."
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