Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

[bread-pitt]

What kind of job is she doing?!

She’s a teacher, apparently. On 25k a year.

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

My profile pics is actually of me.

Is it Audrey? Absolute legend.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Fuck me, I'm glad I'm not the only one with spidey Noddy senses.

On mumsnet when she was spitting feathers about the tiny car I took the gentle piss with a French quote before the thread was deleted.

I got a long pm from her which I thought christ thats a bit intense but didn't reply.

She then popped up here with a cute username and appeared very popular so I thought my spidey senses had deserted me.

What did she send by PM??

 

[Iceache]

Now we have a poster who is mortally offended by swearing in the workplace

I'm not a Jack Monroe oldie, she's someone I have zero interest in.
What's a Ninnie?

Me neither. In fact this is the only thread I am on on Tattle because I can’t bear the insane bitching on the others 🫨

 

[Serene Serena]

You guys are all Jack Monroe oldies, I'm ready and on it you Ninnies

I'm not a Jack Monroe oldie, she's someone I have zero interest in.
What's a Ninnie?

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Not sure if already mentioned as haven't kept up with this thread, but the Dulcolax Devil thread on MN gave me a good laugh.

 

[Tangent Tiger]

@notanotherusername92 poster will have to be very careful not to touch her face then! Which is well nigh impossible really given that we do without realising numerous times a day

 

[GBNI]

Damon Hill?

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

I was listening to the Smartless podcast the other day and Jason Bateman says he's literally not put a brush through his barnet since he was a teenager and he has a fabulous head of hair!

Not sure it worked with his long hair phase!?

Edit to add correct image

 

[PJ Cat]

I’m a Punjana super fan and I will go NC with anyone from Northern Ireland who drinks anything else. Surely that is some kind of treason.

I'm a blow in from the north of England if that excuses my tea preferences.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

There’s a podcast called Primal Potential and she just talked about this. I wasn’t paying close attention but she’s not a fan of statins. It’s episode 1201 if you want to listen.

Thank you - I've found it. The whole site looks very interesting.

I am strangely wary of statins (certainly as a prophylactic measure, and I'm not sure why.

 

[ZanzibarDreaming]

Yes, very strange. Does she have a grudge against violinists?

That would be perfectly sensible and understandable, unlike most MN posters, so think probably just a common or garden troll

 

[Brandshinynew]

I can't even react to the two posts above.

I need

ETA: Dog meat and £2.5m house.

ETFA: Surely £80 a month on meat for two adults one adult and at least two kids means you're practically vegetarian anyway?

Bet the kids are twins.

 

[Cornima]

They are always banging on about what their "cool" teenage daughters wear. I'm in my 50s, I don't give a shit what teenagers are wearing and I'm certainly not going to emulate it and be the world's saddest middle-aged woman.

That's officially me! Aged 49 and loving my Nike dunks and White fox hoodies.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Calling @CrimsonCountess!! The tattler with skills to start a new thread, your input is required.
This was a thread suggestion:

A cesspit of superiority, casual racism, loathing, and tinkly laughter

Your wish is my command🪄

Mumsnet #41 A cesspit of superiority, casual racism, loathing, and tinkly laughter

For anyone new to Mumsnet and needing a recap, this pretty much sums it up They hate: Fat people Kids Old people Their husbands Their husbands family Their neighbours Dogs Carbs Skinny jeans If you’re skinny and willing to spend £350 on a dress made from an old hessian sack then they’ll love...

tattle.life

 

[Brandshinynew]

No she can't, the space is already occupied by her head.

I'm so intrigued by Noddy now. I don't think I ever actually saw her on MN.

I can't remember her username tbh, she had quite a few though.

 

[Tangent Tiger]

Aww that's sad, hope he is found soon

 

[CrimsonCountess]

I don't think it helps that he works for the daily mail so they were straight on it and then all the others have picked it up too

 

[Lovespizza]

Glad we're still discussing Noddy.

Also glad I'm not the only one whose Spidey-senses went into overdrive every time I read one of her posts.

Tbh, if I'd known we could hide users on here, I'd have hidden her.

I'd have done so because my toes curled with embarrassment whenever I read anything she'd written.

Anyway, as you were!

Click on person’s user name then click ignore, it’s very useful

 

[Brandshinynew]

Ooh you've all changed!