Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

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Serene Serena

Willy looks like a prematurely balding middle-aged man who wants to be anywhere other than sat on a train having his photo taken.

Hint of gravitas? Really?
 
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PrincessCharming

I remember when he was shitting his nappy and screaming his head off so much his poor mum had to stick her pinky in his gob.

Gravitas indeed
 
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sistersofpercy

My first thought in this was ‘why does he need assisted suicide? Are things that bad at the top?’

and then I realised Gravitas is not Dignitas.
 
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dressinggownofdoom

There’s a poster on there wanting to LTB because she heard DH whispering under his breath that she’s a cunt after an argument. Surely muttering insults under your breath and giving your beloved two fingers when they turn their back is one of the small joys of marriage?
 
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Serene Serena

Especially in B&Q with a queue of witnesses
 
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CrimsonCountess

'Cumsluttedness' and 'well fitted full cup bra' make me think this is definitely a man enjoying stories about young girls
 
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Millie2023

CrimsonCountess said:
'Cumsluttedness' and 'well fitted full cup bra' make me think this is definitely a man enjoying stories about young girls
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That’s vile and needs flagging!
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We’re always insulting each other, we don’t even bother whispering
 
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bread-pitt

Does he damage the office furniture? Damage the toilets? Cause the floor to collapse? Then he won’t damage the car.
 
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pommynoir

The posts are OTT, but OP is a weird bitch who thinks everyone is jealous of her for some reason.
 
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