I just read that and thought "What 6 figure job can you get that that doesn't require being able to write a grammatical and coherent sentence?" Unless it's her husbands massive salary of course.All going so well (ASOS failed to deliver a pair of shoes) til she had to wedge in her six figure household salary. An elaborate windup?
Lol which dragon was it, I missed that.Imagineyour husbandearning £300k and shopping at ASOS!Fair to say money can’t buy class.
I did like Noddy, but her stories were becoming more of a stretch and if just a quarter were true then she’d have been easily identifiable. Teeny-tiny autistic massive earner big gorgeous hair fake tits footballer shagging Dubai holidaying party girl from Hartlepool. Can’t be *too* many of those about. Although tbf she did go from alluding she’d shagged a dragon to lap-dancing Keanu reeves in 0-60 - next stop would’ve been claims she’s princess Kate.
Poor Biwi, her bootcamp has been the source of much amusement over here.
I typed that whilst eating a banana yogurt.
I know I haven't had one for years. I really fancied one after seeing that post.Where did you find your banana yogurt? Are you in the UK?
I would love @Kikini Bamalam to look exactly like that ( maybe it's the real one)I feel like I catch up on the thread in bursts then kind of skip over a little bit so probably missed most of the Noddy posts that made others ignore her.
I do however notice the usernames and anyone who has a "face" in their picture this is immediately how I imagine you to look...
Personally my faves are @50degreesnorth @Geetbo @bread-pitt and @Kikini Bamalam
Why thank you! I definitely have the Judge Judy eye roll perfected.I feel like I catch up on the thread in bursts then kind of skip over a little bit so probably missed most of the Noddy posts that made others ignore her.
I do however notice the usernames and anyone who has a "face" in their picture this is immediately how I imagine you to look...
Personally my faves are @50degreesnorth @Geetbo @bread-pitt and @Kikini Bamalam
She's a horror isn't she.That financial abuse thread is stressing me out. OP sounds like SUCH hard work. I think her partner needs to LTB
Do you use it most days when reading mumsnet?Why thank you! I definitely have the Judge Judy eye roll perfected.
Aldi’s Brooklea rangeWhere did you find your banana yogurt? Are you in the UK?
It's true, I do look like Brucie. I certainly have the chin for it and quite the bushy sideburns which I lovingly comb out morning and nightI would love @Kikini Bamalam to look exactly like that ( maybe it's the real one)
I know! My M seems really boring now.I’m going to change my profile picture to a face now. Let’s see who I can pretend to be
I'm a bit in love with Matt, I re watched Toast very recently and had forgotten about Kikini. I don't want the new series of what we do in the shadows, cos then it's done foreverIt's true, I do look like Brucie. I certainly have the chin for it and quite the bushy sideburns which I lovingly comb out morning and night
(It's actually from Toast of London, I am a massive Matt Berry fan)
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