I was listening to the Smartless podcast the other day and Jason Bateman says he's literally not put a brush through his barnet since he was a teenager and he has a fabulous head of hair!
I was listening to the Smartless podcast the other day and Jason Bateman says he's literally not put a brush through his barnet since he was a teenager and he has a fabulous head of hair!Ah. See. I may well have missed out on the lifelong teeny tiny gene. (FTR, I did)
HOWEVER! I was blessed (as are both sides of my family) with the FABULOUS HAIR gene.<flex, flex,FLEX!!>
I can literally sleep the night, get out of bed and have no need to brush or comb my hair. It is exactly as it was when I went to bed. I use no products beyond shampoo and conditioner.
It's theonlyfeature that draws positive comments from others i.e. I am never seen with a hair out of place!! Even when I go swimming, get out of the shower, or am caught in the rain .... it still looks FABULOUS.
Obvs, I ignored the entire Sex-Hat chat on the other place and when it drifted over here.
Not sure it worked with his long hair phase!?I was listening to the Smartless podcast the other day and Jason Bateman says he's literally not put a brush through his barnet since he was a teenager and he has a fabulous head of hair!
yup! no self awareness at that point, lol.On a thread about a school mum being rude to the OP, this is someone’s suggestion for how she approach it. I’m sorry but if someone tilted their head and stared at me, I would think they were insane. All it needs now is a tinkly laugh! View attachment 2990753
If someone said that to me, and I had meant to be a massive bitch, I would just say "well yeah, obviously".On a thread about a school mum being rude to the OP, this is someone’s suggestion for how she approach it. I’m sorry but if someone tilted their head and stared at me, I would think they were insane. All it needs now is a tinkly laugh! View attachment 2990753
You can take the boy out of Eton, but you can't take Eton out of the boy.TBF, I deeply resent bumping into anybody on holiday. Especially a Mumsnetter with her gaggle of 'spirited' little shits and her knob of a husband. Unfortunately, Mr D's origins mean his old stomping ground is fucking infested with them from when the private schools kick out for summer.
This has actually made me LOL, which I never do in case I wake the cat or scare the neighbours <not an mnetter> She's actually serious isnt she?I’m pretty risk-averse in my parenting, but WTF?
OP needs to stop reading so many of those crappy 99p Kindle thrillers
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Sob and shake and curl into a survival ball.If someone said that to me, and I had meant to be a massive bitch, I would just say "well yeah, obviously".
And then what huh? What would the MN do? Cry I assume.
Why have they gone away during term time? Tonight should be a school night and that child should be fast asleep after learning a few irregular Spanish verbs! I NEVER let mine break their routines for something as frivolous as a holiday, and little Chlamidia and Benecol always spend at least an hour each day chanting their maths homework in Latin before learning a New Fact and translating it into Japanese.I’m pretty risk-averse in my parenting, but WTF?
OP needs to stop reading so many of those crappy 99p Kindle thrillers
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this absolute foreskin parcel
Sob, shake and report you to D101, all whilst staring at you, I should imagine. It’s the only appropriate response.If someone said that to me, and I had meant to be a massive bitch, I would just say "well yeah, obviously".
And then what huh? What would the MN do? Cry I assume.
If someone did that to me I wouldn't be able to stop myself from bursting out laughing at them. Then I might inquire if they were having a stroke and should I call an ambulanceOn a thread about a school mum being rude to the OP, this is someone’s suggestion for how she approach it. I’m sorry but if someone tilted their head and stared at me, I would think they were insane. All it needs now is a tinkly laugh! View attachment 2990753
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