TBH I would think that medieval poetry is best learned while quaffing.
I used to be able to recite great chunks of Beowulf, and still, when in my cups, will occasionally declaim, to the
*My role in the school play. I was shyte.
Mumsnet #37 Wipe down my cucumber and sanitise my Hovis, I need to get my dicks in a row!
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I used to be able to recite great chunks of Beowulf, and still, when in my cups, will occasionally declaim, to the
*My role in the school play. I was shyte.
I was really looking forward to reading all the judgy comments from people saying it's a massive portion, but no it's just someone asking if her life is too busy
I'm bowing my head in shame here but I went to a.... secretarial college I am lower than the lowest of the very low.
lol I bet that’s blown their minds.
From he’s an adult with a job, he can support himself, he should be paying you, to he’s a child living with his mum, you should be paying ALL your money to his mum until he’s 30 as she will need to support him through uni, masters, PhD, etc etc. She’ll have heat and light to pay, and fill his hollow legs, and keep a room for him while he’s at uni. And why aren’t you paying for half his driving lessons, you should be paying half of all his costs.
No uni here either. Just 2 NVQ's in floristry which i earned at an agricultural college on day release from my apprenticeship in a shop, mixing with young pig farmers in training and the constant smell of tit in the air. Ahhhh the 90's were fab!
Who is Russell *head tilt’ I usually read encyclopaedias not celebrity gossip magazines so I’ve never heard of him.
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I’m surprised she’s still alive, her thread about whether she should breathe in and out must’ve been really helpful for her
How can you possibly not know your own self if your own life is too busy for your own self. You are you! Your life is your life! Idiot.Do you think they'd let me back on MN if they realised I'm a double graduate from a Russell Group (BSc and MRes) and currently about to start a PhD... 
although I spent almost all my free time at uni visiting my friends at home (was only 30 mins down the road and used to hide in the toilet to avoid the train fare) as the people I got lumped in with were absolute stuck up knobs (they're probably all on MN as we speak!). The only friends I made at uni were actually ones who went to the poly in the same city...
although I spent almost all my free time at uni visiting my friends at home (was only 30 mins down the road and used to hide in the toilet to avoid the train fare) as the people I got lumped in with were absolute stuck up knobs (they're probably all on MN as we speak!). The only friends I made at uni were actually ones who went to the poly in the same city...Graphic photo. Desperate. Possible thrombosed hemerroid? I literally want to go to A&E
Something is telling me that I really don't want to click on that thread
Something is telling me that I really don't want to click on that thread
Well stop posting photos of your scabby arse and literally go to bleeping A and E then.
What is wrong with them all?
I’ve already told you, despite being size French and very clever, you’ll never be a mumsnetter until you buy a hessian frock from Sister Jane and style it with mill girl boots, in the height of summer.Do you think they'd let me back on MN if they realised I'm a double graduate from a Russell Group (BSc and MRes) and currently about to start a PhD...
I think MN is trolling me as for some reason when I go there every board is stuck on OP view - for reference, this also shows you pictures. After nearly throwing up when confronted with the recent possible tapeworm, I am no longer clicking on the health board to protect myself …
And go NC with everyone you know.
I manage quite easily, still wouldn’t darken MN’s doorHow could you ever earn 6 figures if you didn't go to Uni???
And post identifying details about your SIL (we’ll call her E) and your stepmum (we’ll call her R) who have both shagged your DH and your Brookside fuckbuddy @NoddyFromToytown
Still havent learned not to read this while eating lunch.
Gone right off those noodles now.
My Nan wanted me to go to secretarial college. She thought it would be a good career path for the teenage rebel I was, and I might marry my boss. I went to uni instead, studied economics and married a skint student. My best memories are making pot noodle sandwiches and drinking Shite Lightening whilst debating which one out of the Libertines I would shag.
No…..So you’re not a doctor?
nurse, married to a doctor though. I started nursing before you needed a degree.You do realise you’re a victim of the patriarchy don’t you? *head tilt*No…..
Yes. I’m terribly oppressed and controlled but I loooovvve ‘im!
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