Mumsnet #34 beep beep witches!

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It's hard to choose the favourite when we don't follow the style:

Mumsnet #35 (insert your favourite here)

I dont think top choices will come up otherwise?
 
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The letter board in my kitchen currently has an actual quote from Jesus….

Lol. YOLO. BRB.
- Jesus H Christ.
 
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Not to prolong the titanic argument but faintly on topic. My kids came home one term singing a highly inappropriate titanic song. I missed the end of year show (was working in my 5 figure career) but the bit I remember went:

🎶 Husbands! (Manly stance)
wives! (I’m a lady stance)
Little children (rocking baby action)
LOST THEIR LIVES (jazz hands) 🎶

Weird places schools. Did not log it with 101 / OFSTED
 
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Well Mary clearly wasn't a mnetter since she allowed visitors immediately after the birth rather than banishing all visitors until Jesus was at least 12.

I think ' Jesus, we've lost sight of what a normal crucifixion looks like ' would be a decent thread title, what with it coming up to Easter.
 
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Well Mary clearly wasn't a mnetter since she allowed visitors immediately after the birth rather than banishing all visitors until Jesus was at least 12.

I think ' Jesus, we've lost sight of what a normal crucifixion looks like ' would be a decent thread title, what with it coming up to Easter.
She would have been told to LTB Joseph for failing to book a hotel room.
 
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Well Mary clearly wasn't a mnetter since she allowed visitors immediately after the birth rather than banishing all visitors until Jesus was at least 12.

I think ' Jesus, we've lost sight of what a normal crucifixion looks like ' would be a decent thread title, what with it coming up to Easter.
But those visitors turned up unannounced after travelling hundreds of miles and hadn’t even booked a hotel room. Just expected to stay. Mary was fumming. 😡
 
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Personally, I think Joseph was a SAINT for taking on another man’s child…the least Mary could have done was a bit of planning for the trip while Joseph was out working to support her and give her child a name. I do think she was being unreasonable travelling so late in her pregnancy though. I bet she didn’t get travel insurance.
 
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