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Summary: "I told a married male friend I love him and he turned me down because he loves and is faithful to his wife. Monogamy is evil like capitalism"

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Good grief! "Be grateful for it" ???? The poor bloke sounds like he was quite kind in his response. Very clear but far from brutal. Whilst I do think he should probably stop any contact, he most probably feels responsible for her wellbeing unfortunately.
 
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Apropos to nothing I recall the Daily Fail (or was it the independent?) describing MN as a forum for ā€œover educated mothersā€

Suggesting if youā€™re going to bring up children you really need only go so far in your own educational exploits. Although I dislike MN as a whole I do want to slap the tithead who wrote that particular sentence. Wanker.
 
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I messaged my husband today asking for chocolate. His response; do you want your usual working class chocolate? šŸ˜‚
 
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I messaged my husband today asking for chocolate. His response; do you want your usual working class chocolate? šŸ˜‚
So how did the chips fall with this one? Whatā€™s working class vs. MC?

does having a dairy intolerance immediately put you in the high roller stakes?
 
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So how did the chips fall with this one? Whatā€™s working class vs. MC?

does having a dairy intolerance immediately put you in the high roller stakes?
Twirl/Dairy milk = working class.
Not sure about kitkats as he brought these back too.
 
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Did anyone catch the class thread about what to call Santa?

They absolutely hate the name Santa though as itā€™s an Americanism. They really do hate American culture. I couldnā€™t imagine disgust of other cultures being so tolerated.
 
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Did anyone catch the class thread about what to call Santa?

They absolutely hate the name Santa though as itā€™s an Americanism. They really do hate American culture. I couldnā€™t imagine disgust of other cultures being so tolerated.
As a Scottish person the annual thread about it being an Americanism does my head in. Other countries (Scotland) use it too.

I always thought "father Christmas" was just what posh people (my southern Grandma for example) called it.

Guess I'll just go chill out with Santa and my dairy milk.
 
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The class obsession and desperately needing to appear middle class is unreal, imagine having such a sad life that all you care about is keeping up appearances.
 
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We use both FC and Santa (although I have my preferences). One is definitely easier to work into Christmas songsā€¦.

one of my friends would fit right in with the MN lot (despite not having kids) she certainly has a tinkly laughā€¦ I love her but sheā€™s hard work some days (arenā€™t we all).
 
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Is that a characteristic of people on Mumsnet? How would you know how their laughter sounds?
A ā€œtinkly laughā€ is a Mumsnet classic - usually used when explaining how a situation played out with a difficult person, e.g. ā€œshe tried to get the better of me but I simply gave a tinkly laugh and reminded her I could get her fired and she would never work in Santaā€™s Grotto again, even if she was Mrs Claus.ā€
 
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The only possible response to 'Did you mean to be so rude?' is 'Yes, yes I did'.
 
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OPs need to stop saying '(light-hearted)' and start saying '(no tit comebacks or tinkly laughs)'.
 
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I reckon the mumsnet staff users must be reading on here, allowing a sudden quite a few non-man hating threads including one actually asking mumsnetters to (clutches pearls!) praise their husbands! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
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I reckon the mumsnet staff users must be reading on here, allowing a sudden quite a few non-man hating threads including one actually asking mumsnetters to (clutches pearls!) praise their husbands! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚God yes they wear a twin set.
I remember there was a thread yonks ago about posting good/positive stories about your partner. The OP was wanting happy stories because she's come out of a tit relationship.
MN turned on her. The vitriol was disgusting, telling her she was disgraceful for asking to brag about nice partners.
 
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I reckon the mumsnet staff users must be reading on here, allowing a sudden quite a few non-man hating threads including one actually asking mumsnetters to (clutches pearls!) praise their husbands! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
I just looked at one, and goodness it seems the bar is low.
 
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