I have just come on here to comment on this! Really winds me up!AIBU watch!
"AIBU to think 21 years old isn't a 'young' mum?" = obvious humblebrag about having had her children very young.
"AIBU to want a 'naice' property in Manchester?" = what's with the f-ing "naice" all the time? Talk about beating the dead horse, it was a one off joke years ago, move on
"Carrie Johnson time to resign" = OP admits that Carrie is not elected yet somehow still feels SHE (not Boris) should resign, WTF?
Someone complaining of overweight neighbours allowing their child to eat a bag of crisps walking to school. While this is certainly inadvisable, the OP's tone is pure Mumsnet: "I was brought up in a culture where children eat healthy, nourishing breakfast at home (or at before school club), not crisps in the street!"
Someone not wanting their son to play rugby which OP associates with sexism and heavy drinking. Sane commenters point out the child is 5
Someone wondering if neighbours may be in trouble as they don't seem to be home, aren't answering the door etc. yet utilities and lights are on in the house. Another case of "for the love of God please do something about this situation, don't just sit there asking Mumsnet like a dummy" (yes, OP did report it)
Same!Yikes, off to google mumsnet poo crumbs
I bet it was one of the Mums DH getting some payback on them!! So funny!Same!
I really hope it was a troll
Yes & the streets are all cobbled, we all wear clogs, flat caps & smoke roll ups & all our children are sent up chimney'sThey think everywhere outside of London is a slum and we all live under corrugated iron lean-to’s and don’t have running water or electricity. I think they’re worried they won’t be able to get ‘staff’ who don’t communicate by grunting.
You’re joking.. but once I spoke to someone who genuinely asked me if the M1 is a quiet road because no one wants to travels up North.Yes & the streets are all cobbled, we all wear clogs, flat caps & smoke roll ups & all our children are sent up chimney's
That's hilariousYou’re joking.. but once I spoke to someone who genuinely asked me if the M1 is a quiet road because no one wants to travels up North.She was defo a MNer.
I'm sincerely sorry!!I just can’t with this whole poo crumb thing!
All day today I kept thinking of it and each time just wtf
Multiple threads on there about poo crumbs!
How did I get to be late 30’s, four children without ever knowing what a poo crumb was?!!
This is like a whole new chapter for me. I feel like right now you’re the only people I can talk to about this - when I’m ready to talk. Still in the wtf phase!
Wish I never googled it to be honest. Was so blissfully ignorant about poo crumbsdamn that morbid curiosity getting the better of me. Again.
Poo crumbs
I like living in the shires make me feel like a hobbit , I haven't got hairy feet thoThe funny thing is I’d imagine most of these women aren’t even from London but moved in from the shires post uni, so no one from here even a) asked for them to come b) wants them either
They’re probably poo fetishists.Apparently there are pootrolls on MN and MN moderators have to keep shutting them down.
Love the shires & can’t wait to probably live in one! Nothing wrong with them but a lot of ppl come down and start complaining about people that have lived here for decades / over 100 years and you think what in the cross country coloniser is this? Like the rapidly skimmed over actually racist post Victoria Emes made about “Boyz in da hood” outside her front door. Black men were here first go back to the midlands if you are scared of them????I like living in the shires make me feel like a hobbit , I haven't got hairy feet tho
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