Mumsnet #27 If you're only coming to goad, you're not getting our bleeping codes

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Flossiebo

My youngest was a serious child prodigy - no idea where he got it from, but sailed through every exam, got a 1st from Durham, could do whatever he wanted in life.
He lives and works on a ranch 100s of miles from anywhere, in New Zealand, happy as a pig in poo.

I'm bloody overjoyed for him, he is the most happy and content person I know.
 
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Samf2020

I went to school with a guy who was 1 of 4 who were all super super clever.
Everyone expected them all to sail through school, university and high flying jobs.
Older brother went off to uni, and completely fucked his brain with all the drugs he took.
He now has to live with a carer.
The next 3 went through school, uni but got normal every day jobs.
Too much pressure can be a bad thing.
 
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GBNI

Serene Serena said:
Mumsnet had blurred my photo with a sensitive content sticker. I am such a delicate little flower.
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Apparently they think I am more hardcore than you and as a result I am deserving of such a picture. Lucky me.
 
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Flossiebo

Oh, ffs, that bum pic is just unnecessary. WHY, just WHY would anyone struggle to get their phone down there to take a photo in the first place, let alone post it on MN....
 
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Miss Begotten

I’m not fucking looking. I don’t particularly want to see my own arsehole, never mind some random perv on Mumsnet.
There are some genuinely weird people about.
 
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Miss Begotten

Can you imagine what their Christmas Round Robins are like.
“ Antigone passed her 11 plus at just 36 months old and we’ve just bought her an enormous mansion next to Arty Farty RED BRICK University. We were worried that she was falling behind, but luckily, she’s a genius
Calliope has been headhunted by every business in the FTSE 100, and of course this year Benedict won the University Boat Race, the Tour de France, a Nobel Prize ( just the one this time ) and Masterchef.
We’re enclosing a photo of Daphne’s anus in case you missed its appearance on the internet. Merry Christmas!
 
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WeTalkAboutBruno

Christ what a day to start lurking on this thread I saw THAT post and then underneath saw a poster asking why poo was coming out of her vagina. Wtffffff.
Back to the Popsy thread where it's safe (and that's saying something!)
 
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MediumLoad

cowtastrophe said:
I saw a thread in site stuff asking for photos like that to be banned and nearly all of the replies were in favour of allowing gross vag and anus photos. There’s something wrong with them.
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Well, at least we know who the pervy crew over on MN are.
 
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Serene Serena

jackieweavericestorm said:
There's also a post in Women's Health with a poster who wants to avoid an embarrassing trip to A&E.

Some of the suggestions are eye-watering-tweezers and a wooden spoon are two of them
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Is a menstrual disc another name for a moon cup?

Either way, she doesn't want to be ramming kitchen utensils up her foof.
 
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