I sent that thread to a colleague, we laughed alot about it!Anyone seen the thread about the crazy woman who wanted her colleague to go home because he coughed?! Then spent the whole thread telling people to duck off
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As if anyone actually calls their husband “darling husband”
I thought this was in reference to Tom and Giovanna on the Strictly thread. I replied saying , bet she’s on mumsnet. Then realised I’m on the mumsnet thread. What a gob I am.As if anyone actually calls their husband “darling husband”
People on there can’t be real I’m sure. There’s a thread about a woman who wasn’t sure whether she should give her child cauliflower cheese for dinner (because apparently a crumpet or some crackers are more nutritious 
). I mean, how do these people even have children if they have to basically write a thread about whether it’s ok to give their kid dinner?! God help them if they have to make any real decisions!
). I mean, how do these people even have children if they have to basically write a thread about whether it’s ok to give their kid dinner?! God help them if they have to make any real decisions!
Today the Huns are debating about juice in a school packed lunch with one poster describing juice cartons as foie gras in a carton 
That’s the most middle class sentence I’ve ever heardToday the Huns are debating about juice in a school packed lunch with one poster describing juice cartons as foie gras in a carton
One on there seems to think schools should stop teaching head, shoulders, knees and toes in French and start parenting children as it’s the school’s fault when people become criminals.
they seem more upset that someone gave them a cookie(biscuit)
they seem more upset that someone gave them a cookie(biscuit)
The French aren't that bad are they?
Are we juicing geese now?Today the Huns are debating about juice in a school packed lunch with one poster describing juice cartons as foie gras in a carton
I don’t think so but this parent does. Apparently history is a waste of space
Thread on there today about fruit pouches for babies and how one poster doesn't even feed her cat food pouches as it's bad for the environment. I do both and now feel insanely guilty, what d hell am I meant to feed the cat these are the same people banging on about the environment but are probably on their 3rd new kitchen in 10 years!
these are the same people banging on about the environment but are probably on their 3rd new kitchen in 10 years!Haha don’t worry too much, they’re all deranged!Thread on there today about fruit pouches for babies and how one poster doesn't even feed her cat food pouches as it's bad for the environment. I do both and now feel insanely guilty, what d hell am I meant to feed the cat
your cat is happy whereas their poor cats probably get fed organic crass with a side of pure mineral water when poor Felix just wants his meaty chunks in gravy 
It’s Huns or working class warriors. No one normal.
My oldest cat (rescue) only has 3 teeth left... he has tins of something for old cats. Do I win for tins being recyclable? or should I let him starve on kibble? which he does eat but not in enough quantity to keep his weight up.
I thought this a while back and tried switching to tins but then they have to go in the fridge and the cats don't like really cold food and it just doesn't work. They also look at me like I'm evil when I put them solely on dry food, so it looks like it's pouches until something better comes along.Thread on there today about fruit pouches for babies and how one poster doesn't even feed her cat food pouches as it's bad for the environment. I do both and now feel insanely guilty, what d hell am I meant to feed the cat
This is what I've noticed. There's barely anyone that say they're on a normal salary of say £30k and just comfortable and living within their means. Everyone's either on six figures or trying to scrape two beans together to make a meal (or both at the same time)
Ohh totally. If you went and said you earn £32k and privately rent, half of them would act like you're a millionaire because you're not earning 6p an hour and on housing benefit and the other half would tell you how they couldn't possibly survive without their husbands £150k plus bonus in his senior exec role and the profit from their seven buy to let properties and villa in the South of France. bleeping dickheads the lot of them (especially the latter).
There’s a ‘hilarious’ thread on there this morning entitled ‘How many times do you force a banana into you’ where the OP is asking for advice about how often she should eat them because eat doesn’t like them much, but is obviously trying to be funny and clever and now the huns are saying it should be put in the classic. I wonder if I started a thread entitled ‘How many times do you force a sausage info you’ would it get the same response?
God they want everything to be in classics. Their since of humour is seriously unsophisticated.
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