I once attended a wedding with the same set up. It was brilliant. The kids loved it as did the adults.
I didn't have mine with me because they were adults by then, but I remember thinking what a great idea.
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I didn't have mine with me because they were adults by then, but I remember thinking what a great idea.
My son did this at my cousin's wedding (his godmother) ... "does anyone here know of any lawful cause why these two people should not be married?"
My son answering innocently: "No?!"
Vicar: "I'll have to ask that again"
My son went “how did they paint the ceiling?”My son did this at my cousin's wedding (his godmother) ... "does anyone here know of any lawful cause why these two people should not be married?"
My son answering innocently: "No?!"
Vicar: "I'll have to ask that again"
and I said “not now darling!” At the same time as the officiating man said “carefully!”Well you can imagine how well the ‘11stone isn’t that heavy’ thread is going. Mostly all frothing at the mouth at how bloody huge and obese it is! They would be huge and disgusting. Not that body types, height, hormones, age, genetics and carrying weight/muscle all differently
Funny how when they share photos of themselves on other threads they don’t all look 7st wet through though.
Funny how when they share photos of themselves on other threads they don’t all look 7st wet through though.
On a thread about a Y5 kid not being allowed to do a Bikeability course
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That's a bit rude. I had mine pierced as an infant because that's customary in my culture. I have no longstanding trauma (about that, other things are fair game), and I was a very well behaved child. Well behaved adult, not so much.
They aspire to be rude. 90% of them are just total fantasists/ loons. I’d pay no attention because if you held yourself to their bizarre are standards you’d never eat a slice of bread/ open the front door/ wear crumpled up purple stripped fleeces etc.
Had mine done at 8. And I was privately educated from 11+ (on a scholarship so probably doesn’t count to them)
I must be as common as clarts and as rough as a badgers arse then because I had mine pierced when I was ten, went to a local comp school and........gasp, was dragged up in a council house.
Now awaiting a load of Boden clad MN moon howlers to turn up at mine brandishing pitchforks and burning torches.
Now awaiting a load of Boden clad MN moon howlers to turn up at mine brandishing pitchforks and burning torches.
Well, I avoid answering the door but luckily it is rarely knocked upon, but like duck am I giving up carbs and living off of air and sanctimony like those twats LOL
Which thread is that?
At least they take care of the pubic hair topiary worries, am going to order for my holidays as will save me the cost of the hair removal and the weeks of itchy spotty madness in the lady garden area when it grew back. I'm rocking a ZZTop vibe and I'm sticking with it
Those swimming costumes are brilliant!!! I am going to get one of each.
The school say her child cannot do it with pierced ears even though Bikeability says it’s fine
Hahaha that's ridiculous! Surely the school must have a vendetta against the individual child.
I've got pierced ears (several) and I rode my bike on the school run with my kid yesterday just fine, didn't fall off once.
That’s great for you *head tilt*. I have more piercings in my right ear and I find it makes me ride in circles so I’m with the school
I think you’re supposed to refer to it as your “curated ear”.
Shall I post a pic on S&B and you can all guess which ear is mine?
Actually I sort of wanted to post a pic and see if you picked up on it! Then I could come on here and criticise myself tooShall I post a pic on S&B and you can all guess which ear is mine?
All the diet stuff is definitely bullshit. The eating advice sounds like how people thing you need to eat to be skinny.
I am thin, have been my whole life apart from when I put weight on after my kids which I've lost now. And I eat bread. Ok not very often, but I have carbs with my dinner every night. The longest fast is 24 hours and that's because I've forgotten to eat. I do drink Bovril though. And I never eat salad, pointless food, there's much more satisfying food you can eat that won't make you fat.
All that week long fasting tit was total bullshit. Either aanorexic looking for and getting affirmation or a fantasist that thinks that's what life's like if you're in control of your appetite.
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