Mummysflippinhouse #4 Mummysflippinlostit

[Crazymum]

I'm looking a mattress for our spare room. Guess who I won't consider buying from now.

Sofo.com superking bed and zipp mattress! We paid £3000 for bed and mattress! It was half price! I had to pay to get a van as house of frazer closed down! 3 years on ! Omg!!!!! Amazing x
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Omg her current story! Someone please !

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

Jeeze seems Kyle's mum was quite innocently following her snark page and outted herself.
Somewhere in Cobham Kyle has had to find a tranquilliser gun

Haha posted same time

 

[LizSmithqwerty]

She’s now throwing the ingredients around the cooker allegedly making a cottage pie.

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

FFS. I spent A LOT of money on a Tempur Mattress last year (it’s great FYI). I purposely went for this brand as I was so sick of the whole of Instagram being gifted Emma mattresses. And now this bloody bird gets a gifted one from Tempur

tell them this

 

[MidnightMissSuki]

Still there for me! Did you watch any of her stories without following? She might be one of those that blocks people who view her story but don't follow her

Oh LOL, that will be it

 

[Here for the tea frogfrog]

I can’t believe in England you can still have a drink and drive at all

 

[KeepingUpWithThe....]

Next question is do you have asparagus?? (We do) but I’m not a knob head

Yes, we do but I have to clarify ... I'm also not a knob head

I think it does make us middle class though yeah?

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

It’s got nothing to do with schools. She hates America and just wanted to be here. That’s all. She wanted to get out of there as fast as she could. If you watch her videos, she kept counting down to move and kept saying she wants to move as quickly as possible but had to stay until Sophie broke up for summer and she pulled her out just a little before. That’s all

Yeah a bit of both k think, she needed to have her registered and seen at the mums addres to apple for school by a certain date.

 

[Luisa18]

Headlice, dahlink. Nits is too crass for Lady Caz.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Her face when she’s out with her daughters “Charlie’s at nursery, shame”.
Wouldn’t it make sense for both to be in nursery the same day? It’s not like she’s doing 1-1 time with Charlie when Sophie’s at nursery.

George told her she was a bore, I'm not sure who these people are but they are just getting their thoughts right out there
Her hair? Are we waiting for a #pr discount or until Kyle gets here? as to be fair 4 hours in a hairdressers isn't unreasonable, but the black and yellow ain't a look, and think she's over the fringe.

 

[piquant]

From the way she seems to think “the UK” and “England” are interchangeable, I’d expect Caroline doesn’t quite understand the concept of Scotland and/or thinks us Scots are inferior beings that she need to speak very slowly for

And she also just pities anyone that lives in Wales ( one place in UK you might actually need to drive a 4 wheel drive vehicle such as a Landrover / SUV - not suburban Surrey)

 

[lemonade1233]

Gemma is everything Caroline would LOVE to be

Gemma graciously plugged Caroline but Caroline has barely mentioned her…… bet she is so jealous off gemma who is very polished and so rich

 

[usernamew]

What does Caroline do for work? Just watched a YouTube and she had a zoom call with her manager. Iv not been watching long but I like how she is unapologetically herself x
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Also was her house in USA 1 million? She is saying in a video she has to pay 2.5% to estate agents. Then said 50,000 so she’s saying her house is 1 or 2 million?

 

[Mrs Fluff]

She said on a video ages ago she only likes the newborn stage and isn’t particularly maternal. Found it really odd. Why keep having children then?! Oh yes, just for cash!

She mentioned having 'another one' when Olivia was born.

 

[dreamteam1]

Help to buy doesn’t exist anymore - so no they won’t get it

And there was a maximum purchase price anyway, 600k maximum wouldn’t get much in Cobham

 

[Annie_Mummy]

At least she seemed marginally less unhinged in today’s video.

 

[Tweetypie]

Kelley is a queen

 

[Lulalala]

She looks like shit

 

[Siofra]

I have just come across Caroline! Not familiar with Surrey, as not in the UK. Is this where influencers like Team Tom live? Seven Oaks or something! Is this the same area? Kat Farmer also lives here.

 

[Keep Smiling]

I don’t think there are many shared ownership properties in high and mighty land - I think she’s going to rent because that’s all they can do

Hopefully she has 3 years of accounts then to show can afford the rent …