Mrs Meldrum #99 This isn’t just MLM, this is Meldrum Level Marketing

[Peachbomb]

Or coating herself in Ronseal as fake tan and participating in bodybuilding competitions!

Lee will do the fake tan with a wee paint roller backstage.

 

[Ohflogoff]

The only weight Rebecca is lifting in the gym is the weight of Rami’s bellend up to her mouth.

Takes one to know one I guess

 

[Mummytogirls]

I’m still blocked!!! But I was a lucky recipient of one of Lee’s “special DMs” so maybe those of us in that club will never be unblocked!!

Omg what did it say?

 

[Frenchie]

Did your dog have a dislocated knee that week though?

I was going to say and he’s now on a worktop? Move the lounge chair away! Not rocket science

 

[C7645]

lee went through a phase of sliding into people’s DMs and sending what he believed to be passive aggressive messages of someone dared to comment anything not kicking their arses on their insta posts. I think I commented about them not taking poppy to Disney and was the lucky recipient of one of his messages and a customary block

Thanks! Makes sense now

 

[Popper]

Lee’s size 5, cool kid vans lying in the hall

 

[Yoyofloflo]

Did your dog have a dislocated knee that week though?

Ha ha no she most definitely did not! But didn’t you know Bertie Boy is peeeerrrrrfect now!

 

[Sayitso]

I’m still blocked too but didn’t get one of Lee’s special DMs, she must genuinely hate the look of me

I’m another that’s still blocked, probably because I called her out in a comment at 3 in the morning and she wasn’t awake to delete before anyone read it

 

[koalabear53]

Photos pleeeeease!!

 

[GhostHoward]

I’m another that’s still blocked, probably because I called her out in a comment at 3 in the morning and she wasn’t awake to delete before anyone read it

Surely that can’t be right. She doesn’t get any sleep because of the Feral One’s sleep problems.

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

I’m still blocked but I called her out for being a COVID idiot and ignoring government advice .....and for parking in a disabled bay whilst buying her bargain pumpkins.

 

[Toodledoo]

Ha ha no she most definitely did not! But didn’t you know Bertie Boy is peeeerrrrrfect now!

Haha! It would seem that he only had a stiff leg after getting up in the morning then. She loves to over-dramatise everything.

 

[BettyCrocker]

Haha! It would seem that he only had a stiff leg after getting up in the morning then. She loves to over-dramatise everything.

Getting a stiff leg in the morning...... hahaha!!!!!!!!

 

[Ohflogoff]

Getting a stiff leg in the morning...... hahaha!!!!!!!!

Pink pencil would know all about that

 

[BettyCrocker]

Pink pencil would know all about that

Ha yeah and wee jock a Rooney and space kid.....!!!!

 

[skylark13]

I’m still blocked!!! But I was a lucky recipient of one of Lee’s “special DMs” so maybe those of us in that club will never be unblocked!!

I’m also still blocked (silly I was in the first place - called her out v constructively about yet another undeclared ad) and never had one of Lee’s DMs. How mysterious!

 

[Toodledoo]

Pink pencil would know all about that

I have only just realised how that sounds. You filthy minded Tattle bastards.

 

[montydonfc]

wee hobbit Pat the twit must be absolutely raging. Big Bertie Bassett the Bunchry Stallion can get up on the worktop. Pat’s been begging go Florrie for a punt up for days.

 

[Ballstowall]

That you Rami?

Fortunately not but I've been at the unit with them both and he barely takes her shocking attempts at flirting on it is so much more cringeworthy than you can imagine!

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

Fortunately not but I've been at the unit with them both and he barely takes her shocking attempts at flirting on it is so much more cringeworthy than you can imagine!

Is it wrong I’m almost jealous I don’t get to witness this?! I’m blaming a lack of social options here in tier 3!