Mrs Meldrum #95 Covid is making her frown so needs a hot cuppa and a 2hr sit down

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Definitely Beggy, usual careless, lazy posting style. Missing a word, tons of emojis, poor show on a business account.
A job? Yeah right. . School students on work experience could do better.
someone just needs to phone the hotel and ask for her, that will confirm if it’s her.
 
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someone just needs to phone the hotel and ask for her, that will confirm if it’s her.
She'll be 'working hard' sitting at home with her jumper over her knuckles and a hot cup of tea. Leave her to it. They deserve one another.

Remember you too could have a Dome dinner in the dark, dreich air in Scotland, the stars will even come out at night for you!
 
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Imagine if Meldrum House had decided to work with ‘Mrs Meldrum’ at the height of her popularity that might have actually been a hit. The sheep would have been booking tours thinking they were going to see a belter of a house and then stop off for some merchandise, mugs, used tea bags, the opportunities would have been endless
 
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I’m currently in Aberdeen and god it’s grim - passed through banchory and that isn’t all that either - quite a few trees though... sorry private woods
 
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She's such a fucking snob about those woods - it's all 'our woods' or visiting friends and going for a walk in 'their woods' when what she actually means is 'the woods near their house'.
 
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She's such a fucking snob about those woods - it's all 'our woods' or visiting friends and going for a walk in 'their woods' when what she actually means is 'the woods near their house'.
Don’t be bitter because you don’t have your own woods @snarksnark . I personally have a lot of Aberdeen City Council personal woods at the back of my house which I frequently walk through twirling my walking cain and wearing my Hunter wellies and Barbour jacket. I do this so the neighbours don’t get any funny ideas about letting their dogs shit in them. She reminds me of the time the Inghams tried to say they had a secret garden behind their house. Which was just a strip of land the builders had between the phases of houses they built bit Creepy ingham tried to tell his IFam that the builders said “we could have it”
 
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I do hope u accessorise with a dog lead round your neck and a whistle too!
 
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I do hope u accessorise with a dog lead round your neck and a whistle too!
Funny you should say that as I have thought of getting a taser, you know how it is when the common people think they can run riot on your land
 
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Oh it would be a lovely evening to have a wee belter of a dome date
Dont we all want a wee dome night freezing with our hunky man.
Wonder what its like in the rain? Like a garden centre poly tunnel.
Must not forget soft knit and non binary coat for such a special romantic event.
 
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She looks like Bertie
what the hell has she done to her hair??
 
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