Mrs Meldrum #39 Lee. Before you go on the dole tell us what's in your hole.

[Alightened]

 

[Mummy442]

Thanks, I didn’t see it. So he wasn’t publicly identified as being the one who said it then.

I bet Rebecca blames him for all this though!

I saw and could tell which one made the comment x

 

[Bittersweetsymphony]

Kindly #gifted of course I mean it’s Insta law that everything has to be and it wouldn’t be in keeping with Reb if we paid for anything

Lee’s got teeth that could eat an apple through a letterbox He’s defo a face for the radio not insta!

 

[Peachbomb]

Does anyone want to volunteer to moan and whine if we go into the vilaaage that we only have half an hour and then you want back on the tour? Just keep telling us it’s half an hour only and definitely no walking to any waterfall.

And I’m guessing we are only to take cards and absolutely no cash?

 

[Catwoman]

At the tattle meet up, do you think Lee would rustle up a Bbq for us? Richmond sausages anyone? If there's time I would like to sign up for the special events they are offering, 'come clean out my wardrobe', "a trip down memory lane', (the tour will include a drive past the cute little starter home where it all began), 'how to hang your pictures squint like you don't give a duck' some of these are weather permitting and offered by Lee and Rebecca themselves but have to have a maximum number.
A small but exclusive group will have a chance to 'crochet your own log basket' and Lee's mum is offering come paint with me weekends depending on the interest, where tattlers have a chance to paint Meldrum Towers for them. Selfies with the piggies and a chance to rub Rebecca's crystals for a fiver.

 

[gypsymoth]

would we be able to 'walk with the meldrums' in the backyard forest?

 

[Bobinsky]

My guess is she will test the water with a couple of general posts on her grid, thanking everyone for their support. Maybe she will post this late on or through the night so it doesn't get seen by as many people. Obviously she will limit comments. Then maybe a week or so after the grid posts will she start to instastory.

 

[Pandafeet]

That flipping awful "Mr and Mrs m collide over finances" video came up on my recommendations so I watched it again. Bloody hell, what was that! Her little "money dance" is going to haunt my nightmares. I brought it on myself

 

Maybe with the recent ‘mumpreneur’ ideas with the CM lot, Rebecca Lamb doing the clothes website,Kerry Conway and the trainers and Kate Murnane and her hair clips...the Meldrums are setting up a party products website to side hustle. If it’s good enough for the Middletons selling party bits,it could be right up Rebs street.

Guuuuuuys, just worked it out ! Reb's starting a party business after seeing our BYOH meet up plans ( Bring your own hobbit). She'll be looking for a collab as her first #AD on her return after clocking our positivity and enthusiasm..............Half deflated baloons, a Tesco under a tenner cake, nae candles and the cheapest of cheap sausages any one??

 

[Instasham]

If Neilson don't want to be tainted with racism scandal (and their insta feed is ridiculously undiverse) reasonable that they've pulled the freebie holiday. But you'd think that since Meldrums loved Neilson holidays so so much and have been going on them for yonks they'd happily stump up the cash.

 

[Naysayer]

well all I can say is that the girls talking about it are some of her friends.

I didn't think she had any friends from the playground?

 

[Redbreast]

would we be able to 'walk with the meldrums' in the backyard forest?

Of course! Mooching in the forest is top of the itinerary. Along with hearing the famous “gooooo flllloooooorrrriieee”, “yoouuuu belter” and “it’s bloody Barry Baltic out here”. We don’t really need to go anywhere to be honest, Lee will provide enough entertainment and food for days. Dippy eggs and pancakes all round! Absolute bloody ‘public figure’ legend that he is

 

[Bernie]

I overheard in the playground that there is going to be no holiday for them, just there mates going next week.

Neilson maybe flying them to a secret destination now because all the scandal ???

 

[Interesting019]

Maybe with the recent ‘mumpreneur’ ideas with the CM lot, Rebecca Lamb doing the clothes website,Kerry Conway and the trainers and Kate Murnane and her hair clips...the Meldrums are setting up a party products website to side hustle. If it’s good enough for the Middletons selling party bits,it could be right up Rebs street.

This would be a mental idea given that her 30th was a freebie flop and Go Florrie got a Tesco Tray Bake Cake and barely a mention of anything else for her last birthday.
In fact, based on that, you are probably right, Meldrums Belting Birthday Bash Trash coming to an etsy store very soon

 

[Kmh1987]

I didn't think she had any friends from the playground?

Must be go florrriiieeees pals mums from the nursery

 

For the trooooooooly authentic end and/ or middle to the Tattle meet up/ Meldrum experience we have to be happy to chuck in a good dose of something catching. I mean who wouldn't want a dose of the squits/ be " a little bit sickie" / " Full of the cold" it's "adventuring" tradition after all

 

[Alightened]

Pat has asked me if any of you would like to volunteer to help him get that annoying bloody rust stain off the side of the house whilst you're on the tour. He can't afford to pay you though, due to unforseen circumstances that have arisen

 

[Catwoman]

For the trooooooooly authentic end and/ or middle to the Tattle meet up/ Meldrum experience we have to be happy to chuck in a good dose of something catching. I mean who wouldn't want a dose of the squits/ be " a little bit sickie" / " Full of the cold" it's "adventuring" tradition after all

Could it be filmed for stories?,

 

[Little Miss Twine Pants]

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He really is a

 

[Doright]

If she decides not to go you know we’re going to hear all about it! “The trolls have made me not want to go on holiday”

I don’t think its up to her. I think Neilson has decided this. It would be idiotic of them to be associated with the Meldrums now.