Mrs Meldrum #127 Spent the holiday skipping family time; now back to the building site. It's ALL FIIIIIIN

[Uddlemupped]

Still curious as to what happened between her and Rami this time around. These are my current theories..

1. She can’t afford her gym membership anymore

2. She’s a lazy witch and just can’t be arsed

3. She lied about him being her PT again and just went to the gym a few times and got bored

4. She did actually bang Rami while Lee was offshore and now can’t show face at the gym

 

[SingSong]

Still curious as to what happened between her and Rami this time around. These are my current theories..

1. She can’t afford her gym membership anymore

2. She’s a lazy witch and just can’t be arsed

3. She lied about him being her PT again and just went to the gym a few times and got bored

4. She did actually bang Rami while Lee was offshore and now can’t show face at the gym

Or all of the above! Love your theories, we need some insider information. We need some tattlers from The Unit.

 

[Cheska18]

Still curious as to what happened between her and Rami this time around. These are my current theories..

1. She can’t afford her gym membership anymore

2. She’s a lazy witch and just can’t be arsed

3. She lied about him being her PT again and just went to the gym a few times and got bored

4. She did actually bang Rami while Lee was offshore and now can’t show face at the gym

All of the above?!

 

[Cheska18]

You stopped because you literally never stick to any new fad you try and/or because you had to pay for them rather than have them kindly gifted?!

 

[Pushyplumb]

It was because she said she wasn't losing weight and went on to doing Joe Wicks home workouts or was it horse riding?
Rinse and repeat Beggy, rinse and repeat.

 

[avabella]

Jazzercise sorry but what? You’re as stiff as a board Beggy, whatever you think you were doing at that class, it most likely wasn’t jazzercise

 

[Loopylips]

she must have been with the rest of the retired members of the community.... 2pm on weekday, she keeps showing us how bored she is

 

[philopastry75]

 

[Maddogsmum]

Jazzercise?!! With the retired ladies of Banchory was it Beggy?!!

She will go twice and say it wasn't hard core enough for her and quit!!!

 

[philopastry75]

Do you think she went with her mum and her mum’s chums?

 

[Hairyetta]

I didn't think jazzercise existed any more!

 

[SingSong]

I didn't think jazzercise existed any more!

Maybe it's only available for exclusive people, in exclusive areas such as Banchory

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Who is she trying to kid with this absolute nonsense - bleeping jazzercise?!!!!!!! If she seriously wanted to loose some weight and tone up she needs to get a grip of herself, overhaul her terrible diet, stop drinking and start actually going to the gym or doing real exercise 4 times a week. She’s just playacting with this the same as she does with everything. She’s bleeping useless at everything.

 

[ChubClubThug]

All wearing their buttery soft leggings I see. Excellent.

 

[littlemisspiggy]

Jazzercise…….



Who the duck does that anymore……the 80’s called and want their exercise class back

 

[Catwoman]

Jazzercise. Ahh the memories.

Reminds me of her obsession years back in the starter home. Neither of them working, living the dream. The old days of their 2nd channel the Meldrums when we were kept on the edge of our seats daily.... Would Rebecca get home quickly enough from jazzercise for Lee to head straight out to meet the boys for the outdoor football? Was it an Aldi shopping day? Would she have frozen giant cous cous from Aldi? Would Lee pop in some drone footage in their vlog that day? Would she be hiding upstairs editing whilst he took the girls to see his mum? Would he increasingly have to sign off in the vlogs as she couldn't be arsed or he had to make up excuses about trolls, (mumsnet I believe), or the ever repeated 'you really don't know how much work there is behind the scenes in Rebecca's job'...... 'She works very hard' .

Oh no! We'd all worry.... until we knew if they remembered to put sleepy feet on the girls but quickly all settle for the daily segment at the end of the vlog.... Question time from viewers on the Couch. The pair of them cosy and loved up.

Where did it all go wrong?


Oh and Jazzercise Banchory have a sale on for classes. She's been gifted or it's cheap. Story of that woman's life.

 

[Motherthreebeige]

Hahaaaa Jazzercise. You absolute twit Rebecca. Thanks for making me laugh on the daily. I feel sort of guilty for doing it for free and not subscribing.

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Only in Banchory do they jazzercise! Because they are 40 years behind the rest of the world!

 

[Catwoman]

They should have brought it up to date and changed the naff name. Loads of classes at The Unit.

 

[Hairyetta]

And going for a walk with a chum at school pick up time, why is she not picking her girls up from school. Surely she doesn't need to use an after school club?