I would be thinking all the creepy dog photos are for The benefit of us 15 jealous wanker-bastards, but it must just be a coincidence as she never reads here…..
How old does she look!?? In her 50s!! What’s with her boobs!! They look massive!! Wear a proper sports bra no one wants to see that!!!Buy. A. Bra. That. Fits.
The duck is up with her and that fek8ng dog?! She had 3 young kids!!! I get it being your 9bsession when your kids are teens or adults but duck me, she's a really really crap mother.
My god, those lipsBuy. A. Bra. That. Fits.
She also doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’RE”. Tell me YOU’RE ignorant without telling me YOU’RE ignorant!Fixed it for you Begs
Why’s she getting bigger and older so rapidlyBuy. A. Bra. That. Fits.
Wtf even is that? The shape and size of her face, the colour of her skin, the wrinkles, the lips,Buy. A. Bra. That. Fits.
Eh excuse me? She’s too ‘posh’ for a sweatband, it’s a temple band you know!ETA how has she just discovered sweatbands ffs
Temple band la de duuuuuuhWtf even is that? The shape and size of her face, the colour of her skin, the wrinkles, the lips,
Eh excuse me? She’s too ‘posh’ for a sweatband, it’s a temple band you know!