Tbf I'd buy this book willingly over her first two (that I didn't buy) because All profits for charity and she hasn't ruined every page
Do you mean her charity notepad? The new one she's selling not for charity.Tbf I'd buy this book willingly over her first two (that I didn't buy) because All profits for charity and she hasn't ruined every page
Thanks @KermitTheCloffff now I’m forever going to imagine Lardsnomes innermost thoughts in Brian’s voiceThis reminds me of a Family Guy episode where Brian writes a book called Wish It, Want It, Do It, that was mostly just empty pages for people to write down about things they want.
He goes on TV to promote it and gets called out on it being a steaming pile of crap and ends up weeing under the table! I’d pay good money to see Hinch made to sit on a book review programme and justify THIS steaming turd
Just duck off Soph with your fake tears. Take your crappy list book and use it to make a list about everything that’s wrong with you. Should keep you off the gram for at least 6 months.
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I don't think this one is for charityTbf I'd buy this book willingly over her first two (that I didn't buy) because All profits for charity and she hasn't ruined every page
Your getting it mixed up. The other one was for charity that's why she's now selling one for her own coffers. Selling it for herself.Tbf I'd buy this book willingly over her first two (that I didn't buy) because All profits for charity and she hasn't ruined every page
Nicely put, I hope she reads it.The constant gaslighting is making my head hurt trying to keep track of it.
Sophflora you got famous with Paul the Pine, Minkeh, Narnia, ‘Let it Snow’, Milky Way crispy rolls, organza bags amongst others. These were your things, the identifiers of your account. Then you got your P&G contract and all the star drops stuff was dropped and spraying your fabrics in Zoflora was replaced with Febreeze. Then Ronnie and the extension and things got eBay mad for a while. Maybe all the climatic activism and eco consciousness happening in the world made Gleam decide to retire Narnia- one of your key tropes.
And now Gleam have tacked on Freshen up Friday onto your book. You don’t do this? Randomly more recently in preparation for your two most recent book launches, as with your zoflora hour- you never did that you just sprayed it everywhere. They were never you account identifiers. Your whole gimmick was a ‘quirky’ , enthusiastic if a bit ditzy approach to cleaning. You don’t have a system or set patterns as most other accounts do apart from Hinchlists. There never has been a structure to your style, bar shining your sink really.
It wrecks my head trying to put it all straight, you forgot maybe that you upload daily stories for us to see? We know the things you do and don’t- you can’t get away with just pretending and thinking no one will notice.
This!!! A million times this!!The constant gaslighting is making my head hurt trying to keep track of it.
Sophflora you got famous with Paul the Pine, Minkeh, Narnia, ‘Let it Snow’, Milky Way crispy rolls, organza bags amongst others. These were your things, the identifiers of your account. Then you got your P&G contract and all the star drops stuff was dropped and spraying your fabrics in Zoflora was replaced with Febreeze. Then Ronnie and the extension and things got eBay mad for a while. Maybe all the climatic activism and eco consciousness happening in the world made Gleam decide to retire Narnia- one of your key tropes.
And now Gleam have tacked on Freshen up Friday onto your book. You don’t do this? Randomly more recently in preparation for your two most recent book launches, as with your zoflora hour- you never did that you just sprayed it everywhere. They were never you account identifiers. Your whole gimmick was a ‘quirky’ , enthusiastic if a bit ditzy approach to cleaning. You don’t have a system or set patterns as most other accounts do apart from Hinchlists. There never has been a structure to your style, bar shining your sink really.
It wrecks my head trying to put it all straight, you forgot maybe that you upload daily stories for us to see? We know the things you do and don’t- you can’t get away with just pretending and thinking no one will notice.
Sounds a bit like a cult to meI’m up with the baby and went on Instagram and this popped up
What a bleeping nutter...she needs help....like slap round the face and wake up sort of helpI’m up with the baby and went on Instagram and this popped up
Exactly this.Just thinking, the greedy bleep has never had a giveaway for her books for her fans.
With all the free crap she gets it wouldn't kill her to give some away
Meet The Hinchers sounds like a bad sitcom.I’m up with the baby and went on Instagram and this popped up
Wembley stadiumI’m up with the baby and went on Instagram and this popped up
Definitely some kind of weird cultI’m up with the baby and went on Instagram and this popped up
Is she about to take a sip?!You’re not wrong
HinchFest - Funded by the DWP: Jobcentre Plus. If you can't afford a ticket, simply chat to your ever friendly Universal Credit adviser, who will gladly grant you a small advance to spend entirely on Soflora and flabsnomes. ATB xoxoxoxoWhat ever bleeping next
She singed them off with the chemical warfare in her cleaning basket!Yes I have a question...where are her nostrils at???????????