Ladies, ladies...please, it's "bakeware". No riff raff shit at Sophs...innit mate.
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first halfRight, this is HOT TEA. I was on my lunch break today (City of London) and saw her outside a building on her phone SCREAMING "Jamie you fucking promised, no more". She then fucked her phone on the pavement and stomped on it while singing Michael Bolton's "when a man loves a woman", then downed a bottle of Paul the Pine she had in her handbag.
*This is all a lie, sorry. The normality around here today wasn't sitting well after the insanity the last few days*
I’m not surprised her gastric band slipped, her stomach must have been in her throat wearing that girdle!!haha she never let me follow her personal account.
Ohh waist trainers forever teaching people to squash their organs together to try make their waist slimming.
them brows
I was about to say the same yes a few are brand ambassadors for swan IAren't those pans the ones that all of the smaller cleaning accounts were gifted months ago? I bet they were lurking in the attic and brought down at the same time as the rug doctor.
Cant wait to see her ruin them by throwing them in her *gifted dishwasher. They are hand wash only
Exactly!!!Yeh all the cleaning accounts have been gifted pretty much the entire
Swann range.
Why didn’t they gift her a hoover (FYI the powerplush is shite)
Did they gift her the slow cooker as all the other accounts have it now
Isn’t the veg wooden
I think it's when you reach 5000 on your reaction score to become VIPI was watching that video with Ronnie bless him and the ball and she made that horrible laugh and my dog ran away from the room
How does one become VIP here, who do I need to poke with my manky fingers to get it??
I got excited then!!Right, this is HOT TEA. I was on my lunch break today (City of London) and saw her outside a building on her phone SCREAMING "Jamie you fucking promised, no more". She then fucked her phone on the pavement and stomped on it while singing Michael Bolton's "when a man loves a woman", then downed a bottle of Paul the Pine she had in her handbag.
*This is all a lie, sorry. The normality around here today wasn't sitting well after the insanity the last few days*
Obviously why I don’t take pics then cause I don’tBut if you don't take a picture have you even been at work?
I thought the exact same thing! People will buy this now thinking “oh mrs hinch washes her gym wear with this, this is the best stuff”. ?!Sorry if I sound as though I’m pissing in her tea.....but wouldn’t this be classed as false advertisement?! She jogs the same amount as I shit the bed (I don’t, btw, for any of you wondering).
She must think everyone lived like trampy filthy peasants before she came alongOrganising the pan cupboard can they get anymore bloody boring! Mine is actually always organised, after I use them, I wash them, I dry them and then I put them back in the pan draw, they do only all fit in there a certain way (because I have a good few more than 5) but that means its always the way I want itthey make out like they just throw it all in the cupboards after using so it must get so bloody messy!
Fuck off Soph you bore, ATB.
She also seems to only have 1 small cupboard for food (packets of mugshots and casserole packets) and it seems to have all the random crap like tea/coffee/sugar.I wonder if most of the cupboards in the kitchen are actually empty considering they don’t seem to eat proper food or use cooking utensils.. oh and keep the (unused) plates out on the (also unused) dining table for some weird reason.
her eyebrows actually scare me, they’ll be touching her hairline soonShould have used this to create their product cartoon
Same as when she shows her fridge, considering there's three of them at home every day it's so...bare.She also seems to only have 1 small cupboard for food (packets of mugshots and casserole packets) and it seems to have all the random crap like tea/coffee/sugar.
I don't think that's normal! I honestly don't know how they survive. Get some veg in you hun!!
I almost pissed myself then.Right, this is HOT TEA. I was on my lunch break today (City of London) and saw her outside a building on her phone SCREAMING "Jamie you fucking promised, no more". She then fucked her phone on the pavement and stomped on it while singing Michael Bolton's "when a man loves a woman", then downed a bottle of Paul the Pine she had in her handbag.
*This is all a lie, sorry. The normality around here today wasn't sitting well after the insanity the last few days*
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