Mrs Hinch #91 Jamie, you need to turn down the sun, while I wait for DMs saying, U ok, Hun?

[Apple In My Pie]

Wordsmith people - what could this word be?
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all I can see is ‘hinchriftbitch’ even though I know that isn’t a word

 

[sarja81]

IF this is a new range she is bringing out I think it’s awful she is using the pen as that wasn’t her design or idea!
These pens along with other styles have been out years, the stationary alongside these pens have also been out a long time!

 

[AC55]

Am I wrong in thinking that’s the pen she brought like a year or 2 ago from somewhere so would it not be copy writing to be selling her own of it that’s exactly the same?

i thought that as well! You can buy those pens in loads of places now so I can't see how she's going to market it as hers?

 

[Stephiialicia92]

Guyzzz you move to quickly, I wasnt expecting a new thread

 

[Aishasidd]

Dunno how she dare say she’s working whilst Ronnie is in bed. All she does is waft about all day spraying her nonsense stroking fatty buster And whaling now and again at Rrrronnieblesshim.

Fatty buster Hahahaha I can’t cope

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

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I swear this is the funniest thread since I found Tattle! I'm having a ball on here tonight despite my husband staring at me, wondering if I've gone mad! Thank you all, you incredibly funny guyyzzzz xx

I keep cackling at my phone and he’s like what’s funny?

 

[Coconutbug]

Does anyone remember a few days ago Hinchy videoing herself cleaning one of the spare bathrooms, and actually getting on her knees, recording herself cleaning Jamie and whoever else’s stale urine off the underside of their toilet seat? Then rinsing her #gifted sponge in the sink and showing us all how yellow the water was with urine.

I almost bleeping gagged.
Im all for not buying new things constantly, and keeping what you have nice and clean. However even I bleeping draw the line at that. I’d rather pay a fiver for a new toilet lid than sit scrubbing someone else’s collected piss off and watching my sink water turn yellow.
Sophie love just use your money, have a bit of respect for yourself and buy a new toilet seat ffs or get Jamie to clean it himself

was anyone else disturbed by that? Would you do that? I certainly bleeping wouldn’t

Oh nooo, I definitely missed that (tbf I quickly flick through her stories most of the time as I can't stand listening to it.
Just the thought makes me gag. I hate cleaning the toilet!! One of the worst jobs but I just do it with a bit of toilet roll and spray, no pissy sponges in this house.
Maybe her sponge will get it's own seperate wash like the pet bowl sponge

 

[long-time-lurker]

Lol saw this and can imagine this being henry handsnomes

Don’t give the silly witch ideas!!! Hahahahaha

 

[bassettbb]

Catch me up please, what tit have I missed this week

 

[OoErrMissus]

i thought that as well! You can buy those pens in loads of places now so I can't see how she's going to market it as hers?

Easy!

She'll stick her name on it and loads of mindless idiots will pay with their hard earned (or not so) cash.

 

[AC55]

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I keep cackling at my phone and he’s like what’s funny?

Mine's like

 

[Nottonightbabe]

"All these large decisions" Have a bleeping day off Sophie Fucks sake

 

[pjmac]

aww where did u find hansomess 1st day at school photo

Lol saw this and can imagine this being henry handsnomes

 

[HANDSNOMESS]

Maybe she was sat on the couch one night clawing her neck watching TV with Jamie and Beggy Mitchell popped on screen mid-Eastenders to #gift them a new brand deal with some company to keep their income up for the new year, so that Hinchy can afford to buy a million of her baskets at IKEA rather than be caught slumming it in ALDI.

its important to keep the money coming in you see, as if the heating isn’t on full blast all day long,Onslow/Jamie would have to put a top on and wouldn’t be able to have his arms on show all day. But it’s fine, because Sophie only washes on 30 so that saves them money on their electricity. xxxxxx

 

[admin are able to change]

I think she is designing fat king Henry’s new suite

Think this is the first time I have actually laughed out loud at a comment on here

 

[Ginganinja70]

I don't have a problem scrubbing a loo seat? I'm the only female in a house of 5, I'd be buying a new toilet seat every week if I wasn't willing to clean it
Can't say I'd want to squeeze out a pissy sponge into a sink though... (I clean mine with toilet roll and spray anyway so gets flushed away - don't do pissy cloths )

Pissy sponge . Literally howling !

 

[Macklen83]

My 10 year old has just subjected me to a rendition of “Jonny be good” which he’s learned this week at school (blessim) on guitar. Absolute torture to be truthful.

Imagine if Rrrrronnieblessim plays an instrument she will be headbanging and howling and cackling along and recording it for the gram. She’s the mother whose kid will always be Joseph in the nativity and her and Onslow will turn up top to toe in juicy couture tracckies whooping and yeah boi’ing like there’s no tomorra!

 

[MrsD33]

duck sake. Another book, this time with a tacky pen, in slightly different tones of grey.
Another number 1 best seller guyyyyzzzzz

get the duck in the bleeping sea.

She’s got a book coming out in april (using the word book very very loosely!)

 

[Steph-hunz]

Had to make a new account, stupid me put almost my full name as my user name.. I was here before I'm not that new

 

[AC55]

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"All these large decisions" Have a bleeping day off Sophie Fucks sake

It's comments like this that are keeping me royally entertained! (Been to a funeral today and really need the laughs!) Xx