Mrs Hinch #79 Tattle’s getting rowdy about the secret Audi, Hinch is telling fibs with elbow grease and bibs

[SunshineRae]

New thread title thanks to @Moanymum with 123 likes (in total)!

The original was "Sausage surprise and shit tons of lies, another staged stunt, fuck off you bleep" but no swearing is allowed in titles. Here's hoping twunt is acceptable?

For all previous Mrs Hinch threads:- https://tattle.life/tags/mrs-hinch/

 

[underthesea86]

No shade meant but you said swearing isn’t allowed in titles but shit and fuck are there?

 

[SunshineRae]

Not gonna lie, I absolutely fucked this title up! Shockingly! The swearing, thinking in my head only of bleep as a swear word but more than anything, added the wrong title entirely! Must stay off tattle when tired

Admin, are you able to edit the title because my 30 mins to edit tool has expired. It was suggested earlier in the last thread, which is why I missed it. It should have been:-

"Tattle’s getting rowdy about the secret Audi, while Hinch is telling fibs with elbow grease and bibs" by @Borntorun with 172 likes!

Sory, sorry, sorry...off to bed The only twunt here is me

No shade meant but you said swearing isn’t allowed in titles but shit and fuck are there?

I messed that up horribly . I think in my head, shit and fuck, didn't even register (probably because I use them so frequently). Good job you were up too and noticed! I also used the wrong title! Hopefully admin see my post about changing it.

 

[underthesea86]

Haha wasn’t sure if fuck and shit were allowed but the c-word was, as my mum would say, “a proper swear”!

And to be fair it is late! My 5 month old is keeping me up all hours so this site is keeping me sane

 

[SunshineRae]

Haha wasn’t sure if fuck and shit were allowed but the c-word was, as my mum would say, “a proper swear”!

And to be fair it is late! My 5 month old is keeping me up all hours so this site is keeping me sane

I think all swear words are banned in titles. I wish I had a baby as an excuse, but I'm suffering with insomnia at the moment! Driving me slightly loopy. As demonstrated above! Thank you for pointing it out though

 

[Tootleboot]

Does anyone else remember dettol baths?! Was that her or someone else?

 

[conrea37]

Twunt is my favourite curse lately!

 

[Huffchug]

Oh look she has Ronnie’s chairs in the centre of the lounge, not hiddden behind the sofa.. ah only because they are grey and colourless to match the decor

someone mentioned on the last thread about the inflatable ring being unsuitable, they’re usually 6 month+ if baby can confidently hold themselves up. Ideally should be colourful to keep them entertained and lets them explore, obviously she’s given him a grey penguin to play with

 

[JessicaFletcher]

Not against swearing but might be the most offensive thread title I've seen yet! no need

 

[Bob Jones]

Oh look she has Ronnie’s chairs in the centre of the lounge, not hiddden behind the sofa.. ah only because they are grey and colourless to match the decor

someone mentioned on the last thread about the inflatable ring being unsuitable, they’re usually 6 month+ if baby can confidently hold themselves up. Ideally should be colourful to keep them entertained and lets them explore, obviously she’s given him a grey penguin to play with

Is the lounge as it is or is there a black and white filter on it? If not it’s so depressing

 

[JessicaFletcher]

Oh look she has Ronnie’s chairs in the centre of the lounge, not hiddden behind the sofa.. ah only because they are grey and colourless to match the decor

someone mentioned on the last thread about the inflatable ring being unsuitable, they’re usually 6 month+ if baby can confidently hold themselves up. Ideally should be colourful to keep them entertained and lets them explore, obviously she’s given him a grey penguin to play with

More likely because shes got the tree up and had nowhere to put them, doesn't he normally go behind the sofa next to the back door where the dog walks in and out with his muddy feet? He'll be back behind the sofa after Christmas!

The grey penguin is the only toy I've seen him play with in weeks, RIP sensory treasure chest and 4 maracas!

 

[Dinosaurlover2019]

Is the lounge as it is or is there a black and white filter on it? If not it’s so depressing

I mean I love the colour grey and white but I’d refuse to have so much of it now due to her house and how she’s wrecked it for me and so many others. She’s made it look cheap inthe end.

I also think there’s a pile of stuff behind her when she photos. There’s no way her home looks like that all the time. Which again doesn’t make her relatable it makes her a twat. ATb soph.

 

[Tootleboot]

I also think there’s a pile of stuff behind her when she photos. There’s no way her home looks like that all the time. Which again doesn’t make her relatable it makes her a twat. ATb soph.

Reminds me of this!

 

[JessicaFletcher]

I bet that jumperoo absolutely kills her to look at, I'm surprised she hasn't tried spray painting it yet

 

[ecp04]

No offence but her interior is very 'traveller' like. Especially with the flowers on the hob...the house doesn't look lived in at all...looks like a show home

 

[Randomuser123]

I’m not sure if she’s even got that jumperoo set up safe.. I could be wrong but it *looks* like she’s put it on something.. there’s a side in the background that is just extremely low if it is on the floor. And the bar on the bottom of the Jumperoo, isn’t actually flat on the floor..
I could be totally wrong though

Only reason I noticed is because my son has complex needs and extremely fragile bones so have to make sure everything is 100% safe... I hope I am wrong though and the jumperoo is set up on the floor

 

[BeckyTheMaid]

I'm baffled that she says she doesn't usually post on a Sunday but then she put about 5 million stories up???

 

[Huffchug]

I’m not sure if she’s even got that jumperoo set up safe.. I could be wrong but it *looks* like she’s put it on something.. there’s a side in the background that is just extremely low if it is on the floor. And the bar on the bottom of the Jumperoo, isn’t actually flat on the floor..
I could be totally wrong though

Only reason I noticed is because my son has complex needs and extremely fragile bones so have to make sure everything is 100% safe... I hope I am wrong though and the jumperoo is set up on the floor

I think she’s got it on top of a thick throw - assuming she thinks Ronnie needs it under his feet when she’s bouncing but obviously it should be on a firm surface

 

[Nottonightbabe]

No offence but her interior is very 'traveller' like. Especially with the flowers on the hob...the house doesn't look lived in at all...looks like a show home

It looks like a stereotype of a gypsy home. But we aren't all like that. Not a scrap of crushed velvet or a funeral urn in my house

 

[Helen]

Swearing in the thread title isn't allowed, please let me know if there's another name that's short enough to fit?