Well I'm just glad the lass found something to wear, after crying for 3 hours Friday night! 
Mrs Hinch #71 Jizzy water ball, salty stews, Hinch’s veg rack makes the news!
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Why on earth would anyone want her spouting crap to their kids?! She lives an archaic 1950s life cleaning, being houseproud and referring to herself as 'mrs Hinch', not going anywhere without her husband. If I had a girl I certainly wouldn't want her believing that a lack of independence is the key to success. Nor would I want any child believing vacuous tit like 'a random quote in the morning will make your day better'. Or that having lots of random crap will make you happy. Not only that but her books are just adverts, good luck advertising febreeze to kids.
Now rebranded the ‘Hinchlift’
Hiding her stomach behind a cushion.....maybe Baby no 2 announcement is on the way!
Imagine being on a career back to follow your wife around hoping you meet celebrities.
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Imagine being loaded yet wearing 2 sizes 2 tight siksilk muscle T-shirt’s fit for teenage boys and that god awful Slazenger wife beater he had on yesterday! Urghhhhhhhh... Jamie we know you think your muscly but Soph won’t let you out of the house let alone to the gym! You’ll have to make do with Henry’s weekly walk love x
imagine being loaded but still wearing too tight siksilk muscle tops and wife beaters day in day out it literally tickles me? Soph isn’t going to let you work your guns in the gym your restricted to the grey prison and will have to make do with Henry’s weekly walk mate! XImagine being on a career back to follow your wife around hoping you meet celebrities
She doesn’t look pregnant but who knows
With Sophie’s track recorded this could of been recorded months ago... even her nails have changed colour again.Attachments
Her extensions just make her hair look thinner and stragglier why must she insist on wearing them! She’s on radio for gods sake! Her hair looks soo nice and thick naturally xShe doesn’t look pregnant but who knows
Imagine being introduced to bug boy for the first time.
“So, Jamie, tell me what do you do?”
“Me Mrs is Mrs Hinch, in it mate!”
“Yes, but what do you do?”
“I follow her around and tit, carrying stuff and I’m really into my cooking like, Soph thinks I can be like the next Jamie Oliver like”
“So you’re hoping to train as a chef then?”
“You what? Nah I just do like packet casserole things for da gram and that. You know da gram, got loads of free tit through that mate”.
“So, Jamie, tell me what do you do?”
“Me Mrs is Mrs Hinch, in it mate!”
“Yes, but what do you do?”
“I follow her around and tit, carrying stuff and I’m really into my cooking like, Soph thinks I can be like the next Jamie Oliver like”
“So you’re hoping to train as a chef then?”
“You what? Nah I just do like packet casserole things for da gram and that. You know da gram, got loads of free tit through that mate”.
She hasn’t replied? What a shocker!
But she managed to flag that troll message so it could be seen easily enough. Why not the one from the Nurse Mum? Oh wait silly me I forgot it's just for show, just like every single thing she does.
Hey to my fellow SEN mums
just want to offer you all a hug, life is tough but we keep at.Nice to see she finally acknowledged she stood on the necks of giants to get where she was when she admitted these weren't her own tips but those of other people.
I generally avoid talking about peoples appearance as I dont think it's relevant (unless it's those magic colour changing nailsShe doesn’t look pregnant but who knows
) but her hair style is the sort of thing I wore when I was 13.
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Why is everything in Sophie's world "cute". A kitten is cute, a puppy is cute, Jamie and Chris Evans are as far from cute as it's possible to be
i love how she’s bragging about the 5 star reviews but when you click on it and look at the reviews all you can see are the 1 star reviews. Oh Soph you can’t be that blind!
Oh Soph you can’t be that blind!Attachments
We REALLY need an 'eye roll' emoji on here!Comments on the memory bear posthonestly her followers are so child like, they get so weirdly excited over everything she does. They need to get a bleeping life
SEN mum myself here. My son was born with renal failure and had a kidney transplant 11 years ago (donated to him by myself) was on a life support machine for 3 months, has had 10 operations and I have to go to hospital every 3 weeks with him!!! I also have 3 other kids to look after. She doesn't know what a hard life or anxiety is. Maybe she should look in the mirror realise how lucky she is with a supporting husband by her side and beautiful healthy baby boy and get off Instagram so much just to please her followers and spend some quality family time with them instead of trying to be someone she is clearly NOT. You never ever get them years back Sophie!!!!
I've seen paddling pools with more depth...
Guys it's the last day to enter the Lenor competition! Hope you have all entered.
Do we know if anyone has?? Seems weird she hasn't shared any of the posts...
Do we know if anyone has?? Seems weird she hasn't shared any of the posts...
ITS FILLER TIME
Could explain the two days offline? She had bad morning sickness last time!
Spaghetti 90’a dried out perm. All she needs is a velvet scrunchie
always look to me like someone’s sat on them and squashed them and they need to be plumped back up!
Her face looks so different here to that over tuned selfie she put on her stories a couple of weeks ago!!
Does she not realise that people will see the real her whether or not she tries to make herself look different? If she does end up going on loose women like she clearly desperately wants to, she won’t be able to control the angles!
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