Mrs Hinch #71 Jizzy water ball, salty stews, Hinch’s veg rack makes the news!

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Where did you see the price?! Arent podcasts supposed to be free?

How can it be number one in chart when she hasnt actually released an episode yet 🙄
there’s a one minute episode 🙈 it’s free on my Spotify. Do the podcast charts work by the amount of followers /subscribers you have perhaps?
It’s a joke anyway loose lips 👄 should defo be number one!
 
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Ah crap! I’ve just been to view a potential school for my daughter. Loved it BUT the teachers put what they were reading on the doors and the year 1 teacher had hinch yourself happy. It’s put me right off!
 
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While Hinch is busy proclaiming herself as the saviour of all small businesses does she ever stop to think that 28k followers is less than 1% of her followers. Out of 2.9 million followers, less than 1% liked that account yesterday. It wasn't costing them money and would take seconds to do but less than 1% bothered.

Her engagement figures are absolutely atrocious - Soph you are on way out and it can't happen fast enough.

And stop chopping other people's cushions - do what the hell you like in your own home but the hotel and Virgin don't have chopped cushions for a reason. Because it looks fookin stupid.
 
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Did she really say she doesn’t have Venetian blinds?! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
So what are those white things hanging in your kitchen window then Soph?
 
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Has someone put replaced her hair with candy floss?
Very different from the boomerangs she posts perfectly angled to make herself look thin as possible. 🤦
Personally I think without filters etc she is an attractive woman. Shame that she can't see it really and has to hide behind Gretel (which looks worse I think)
 
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I really can’t wait till Ronnie is 2 and he’s drawing on the walls, getting yoghurt all over him, getting paint in his hair, smearing beans on the rug. Everything a typical 2 year old would do. I love and smile about every thing my 2 year old does, obviously I think ‘ffs mate not the rug, not the bloody walls’ but he’s amazing so I couldn’t ever be made at him ❤
Nah, she'll have him in nursery full time of she can get a gifted space 😂
 
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"Even if you go in a beauty salon and it's not that clean who cares as long as it smells of Zoflora"
WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK!! 🤣🤣
Is this what she said???
im a cleaner and used to clean a beauty salon and I can tell you now there’s a lot more involved then spraying that tit around 🙄 health and safety using products is so important especially in treatment rooms, specialist products need to be used and you can’t go mixing them. She really doesn’t know duck all about cleaning 😂
 
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Little something in the post from the loft ladder guy. A full refund of your loft ladders I bet. Might as well have had them gifted 😡😡😡
 
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She is on now..
How can she say she survives on no sleep yet she says Ronnie sleeps through? 🤔
I know it’s like an automatic response to the question she knows most mothers will say, yet we all know Ronnie snoozes away all night after being fed his rice from 3 months old. She hardly ever moans about his sleeping but she defiantly has bragged when he sleeps through....How many new mums can say they have their husband at home to do the night feeds aswell! The woman is a liar and her world is unravelling it’s so obvious !!!!! Xxxx
 
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Oh ffs Jamie arse licking Chris Evans now. Those pair are unbelievable.
He really rates himself he will be releasing his cool book soon and all those stupid followers of hers will buy it. Also Chris Evans mentioned another book for kids I think she’s already done that lol

Cook book meant to say
 
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It’s not Ronnie that keeps her awake, she’s probably up all night doing usless tit like writing lists to remind her to breath that keeps her up. Along with trying to come up with new ways to fleece her army.
If anything her silly “anxiety” keeps her on her phone at 4am wild with her grabby fingers clicking Away..... Ronnie is clearly a dosile baby (he appears to be she has never really said he’s unsettled) who appears to be in a good routine, if she survives on no sleep it’s because she’s a greedy swipe up gonk!!
 
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