I'm hoping Henry cocks his leg on itThat Christmas lamp thingy is utter shite ....
I just read that in both their voicesNothing would surprise me. I can see it now, her standing at the top of stairs yelling down at him.
Soph: "Oi...witch boy - get up here!"
Jamie: "Soph I'm just preparing tonight's casserole...one minute."
Soph: "I don't care. You know we only show them casseroles for show - we'll just get a Chinese tonight as usual. Get up here now"
Jamie: "Ok" (Poor old Jamie trudges up the stairs)
Soph: "Right....I need you to hang upside down from one of the ladder rungs, and hold the camera at an exact 68˚ angle to get the best shot of Gretel, while also holding the ring light in your other hand....."
The leaning lamppost of MaldonThat Christmas lamp thingy is utter shite ....
Her face would be a picture out will come the gloves and zofloraI'm hoping Henry cocks his leg on it
Either that or out comes her phone and phones the cleanerHer face would be a picture out will come the gloves and zoflora
Dare she get her hands dirtyEither that or out comes her phone and phones the cleaner
That's gorgeousThis!! Honestly, this year everything has gone wrong from the boiler breaking down to our oven dying on us. So we're struggling this christmas. But my mum went to a christmas market the other day and bought this for me. This one little tree decoration means more to me than the hundreds of pounds worth of shite hinch bought yesterday ever wouldView attachment 59751
I think that was me lolWho called it about the Mariah carey montage of the Xmas Decs?
Why does she have to lie.. hot casserole my ass
If I lived nearby I’d go and leave them carrots!She'll buy them a Dominos too and wonder why they aren't eating it
Very true!Not £90 nice she could have decorated those mini trees with a couple of sets of poundshop baubles
Love no.4 .I find myself crossing myself or cursing whenever I look at her posts!Things I have observed today:
1. "The loft ladder pulls down." No bleeping tit Sherlock.
2. "Maybe they can have an xmas bonus". Will you be paying it? No love. You won't. You can't even pay £4.99 for a Memory Box.
3. A business with 49 followers is not "cute". Did you pick the ones with the least followers in the hope you would get it cheaper, or free?
4. It is CHRISTMAS. Not HINCHMAS. You are not the Lord Jesus Christ. Although your name has been said in the same sentence as those words.
5. Those reindeer in your garden? One for you and one for Jamie? If you look quickly, it looks like they are going at it doggy style. Or one is doing the other up the donut.