Mrs Hinch #70 on the first day of Xmas the grinch sent to me, a sweatshop made cheap tracky!

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Can’t

Did she really say that she had burnt her top lip on yesterday's casserole. How, does she not use cutlery? How can you burn your cupids bow as you insert a spoon into your open mouth

Are they trying to make as many different varieties of casserole as they possibly can ffs perhaps they feel trapped now they have been gifted endless sachets lol and I can’t make any sense of it either It’s like a child trapped in a woman’s body. She’s burnt them that bad she needs to put cream on them I mean what the?? Does she not know to blow on her food if hot lol perhaps 2Chainz should spoon feed her from now on.

 

[Maryanne]

The famous aldi! I'm from Northern Ireland we don't even have them
Whatever you do don't park in a parent and child space

I went to this Aldi yesterday and out of the 7 parent and child spaces only 3 had children. I did think where is Anna, she would be loosing her tit

 

[other things online]

They think they’re hilarious don’t they? Pair of wet wipes

 

[Wellys]

Did she really say that she had burnt her top lip on yesterday's casserole. How, does she not use cutlery? How can you burn your cupids bow as you insert a spoon into your open mouth

She burnt her lip on the needle they used to insert the juvaderm filler is what she means

 

[Amibovvered]

I’m calling this being *gifted for Rrrrrrronnie from Beatrix Potter

 

[Byron]

See he’s put his rant on about the vegetables on his own page now. She probably told him it would be good on his own page pair of twats

 

[Bimbles28]

Just so I’m up to speed we have;
- Veg in a bag in bag in a basket
- Peter Rabbit covered in Jizz
- Toxic farting bananas

Aaaand Wayne and Waynetta still thick as duck? Think I’ve covered today’s stories. Also Jamie your monotone voice is about as enjoyable as using a cactus as a dildo.

 

[GlasgowGirl72]

A fool and her money will soon be parted!

Are we Sister’s I wonder if I’ll get blocked?? But I was saying exactly what I would say to anyone!!

 

[Sln2404]

Who starts cooking a casserole at like 6pm?! It needs at least 4 hours to cook properly. I know this is pathetic but it niggles me it’s why it always looks like soup.

 

[something less identifiab]

See he’s put his rant on about the vegetables on his own page now. She probably told him it would be good on his own page pair of twats

It was on his page first.
They think they are bloody hilarious!!!

 

[GossipBug]

I'm confused about why she'd by prepackaged fruit and veg (more plastic) and transfer it into those net thingies. Why not just buy loose fruit and veg? Surely there's a greengrocer in her adorable little village?

 

[Wildrosesez]

I’ve just watched her new snow globe story, I couldn’t help but laugh that she’s got floaters in her snow globe, that’ll end up on the landfill

i wish a different person had had that experience because I actually found it genuinely funny but then I remembered who posted it and got annoyed instead.

 

[Galway girl]

It is from ebay I've just checked. What's even more strange is that the listing says it's got floaty bits so why on earth did she buy it anyway!

I can't find it on eBay... have you got a link? I want to congratulate the seller

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

Did she really say that she had burnt her top lip on yesterday's casserole. How, does she not use cutlery? How can you burn your cupids bow as you insert a spoon into your open mouth

Pretty sure it’s a lie and it’s to do with her lip fillers

 

[GossipBug]

She actually told the truth as it’s an “ebayer” but lied as she knew it had floaty, jizzy bits. She did it for the gram lols... backfired Soph. We are on to you. You couldn’t lie straight View attachment 58718

It's not even a snowglobe. It's a waterball. She couldn't even read the title right

 

[Angielou1980]

That cream on her lip was definitely local anaesthetic cream. To numb the area for lip filler injections.

 

[Boredofgrey]

Was it a spelling error?
Snot globe

 

[GossipBug]

Always makes me laugh that she used wood polish in her plastic doors

 

[Whitelilac]

I'm confused about why she'd by prepackaged fruit and veg (more plastic) and transfer it into those net thingies. Why not just buy loose fruit and veg? Surely there's a greengrocer in her adorable little village?

There is a farm shop, she showed everyone the plastic free display when she 1st started bleating about vegetable organisation.
Then the following day they went to Tesco and bought it all wrapped in plastic

 

[Duchesspink]

She did know about the bananas because she talked about it months ago when she bought her banana tree.
Also she went on about it then went to clea her burners and in the background....there are the bananas still in the veg crate