Mrs Hinch #696

[or JusRollWithIt]

I thought for sure she’d returned as there were 10 pages to catch up on!

I’ll bring morning slippers for the garden and a bag of donations to frantically leave at a random church door while the security guard tells me how much his wife loves me. I’ll also bring Maxine to write fankyoo letters for the party.

 

[anniemouse]

Shall I bring the white van with me to clear up all the rubbish after the party and take to Maldon tip?

Only if you park in the disabled space at McDonald’s on the way back
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It better be a big venue as I am bringing the sex bots

I can’t wait to meet Titsalina, Brexit Dildo and Sexy Daddy Pig
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But I’ve already made one…. never mind there can never be too many tend cauliflower monstrosities at a party

Any excuse to share the pic again
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We’ll need more than one as we’ll need a lot of wonky dining tables already set out with dusty dishes to accommodate everyone.
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Everyone please be careful not to damage your coccyx, it takes 24 hours to heal!

It’s okay, I’ll bring some Oramorph for that and just incase anyone falls down the stairs and breaks their size 5 foot

 

[katfromthesticks]

I'm going to bring cats bum mouth as my plus one!

 

[purplethesurple]

Important question are we going to invite her bezzie Mario? for entertainment purposes only

 

[anniemouse]

Important question are we going to invite her bezzie Mario? for entertainment purposes only

He can travel all this way, stay for an hour with controlled photos and go home without being fed.

 

[Wize Owl]

Important question are we going to invite her bezzie Mario? for entertainment purposes only

Only if we can play “Pin the NobNose on his face”

 

[purplethesurple]

He can travel all this way, stay for an hour with controlled photos and go home without being fed.

perfect

 

[Strawberry13]

I’m concerned we won’t have enough space , I’ve bought a table off gumtree from a lady called Fiddle. Can someone help me bring it in ?

 

[Mum of two]

Her dad has passed away.
RIP Alan

 

[Chunkymunky]

Now we know why x

 

[purplethesurple]

It's not nice losing a parent I have been there, she should step away from her page altogether now

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Poor Al. May he rest in peace. Now Sopha - step away from the gram permanently. That’s what he would have wanted.

 

[maggisojuicy]

She finally found the perfect grief quote then
RIP Alan. He seemed like a really good guy.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Not sure if I can make it to the party guysh! I’m really shy and anxious and don’t leave my house much. But if I do come I can promise I will be dancing on the tables wearing a really short dress flashing my bum bum init

You can sit with Brad Pitt

 

[HoratioHoohah]

I’m sorry Weepy has died; I do think it had been on the cards since early last year. The fact that she searched grief quotes and indeed has posted one by Jamie Anderson (minus a citation of course) is no great surprise either.

 

[cazellie]

Now we know why x

So very sad but it’s me, me, me, me. She could’ve posted something when her absence was first noticed without the photo and said she’d be back soon. It’s all about her

 

[beaglebabe]

Now we know why x

i don’t have that pic I can only see the wedding one ?

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Poor Al. May he rest in peace. Now Sopha - step away from the gram permanently. That’s what he would have wanted.

Absolutely. Rest in peace Weepy Al, awful news, but she needs to get off line for good now.

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

It is hard losing a parent especially quite suddenly. RIP Alan
hope this makes her appreciate her kids more and listens to his advice as no doubt he didn’t agree with showing every minute of their lives online

 

[cazellie]

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