Mrs Hinch #695 Tick tock Hinch, the clock is ticking and your only content is rehoming chickens!

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I’m in two minds as to whether Henry has died. We all know how much she loves being a grief tourist and that even her own son and dad didn’t get privacy when they were in hospital. Then on the other hand she loves and adores that dog more than anyone in the world and being a grief tourist and experiencing grief yourself is miles apart in emotions. I really do think she’d fall to pieces and just go radio silence if he died.
 
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Long time lurker I also think it might be Henry, I thought something was wrong with Henry, when she posted that weird video of them on Ron’s bed (27th March) I was expecting an announcement that’s the vets had diagnosed him with something then.
 
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Either Henry or a camel has died! Possibly had all animals taken off her after the shit show of her a hemmers canoodling on the bed. RSPCA stepped in
 
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My cat passed at 22 yrs, I was 6 when I got him and an only child, I didn't eat/sleep properly if at all for a week but I still had to go to work, I still have grief triggers now 4 years on.

Nobody's wishing anything bad on the poor thing but that dog is literally the only thing she gives a shit about.
 
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I was coming to post similar if Henry has passed she has only got herself to blame that dog was so overweight that it made me sick. I adore my dog but I treat her as what she is a dog. I don't over fed her, she hardly has treats and gets good decent walks.
 
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Nah I don’t believe anyone has died. If so she’d have maximised concern and engagement by posting how she’s in bits and having everyone waiting for her return. Inch would have even posted on her behalf to get everyone messaging her.
I reckon it’s work related and P&G contracts have been culled cos vacay vibes hasn’t been selling and Soph is in strop and a huff.

Remember she ain’t even a cleaner so if she’s refusing to do cleaning content then she has zero!
 
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Exactly she will just pop back on in a few days with a story of the ugly alpacas and fat dog running around probably with new chickens saying we've been settling the new girls sorry for being MIA
 
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What will the huns do about cleaning their grey and white new builds? I'm assuming none of her die hards know how to plug in their hoovers, bleach the loo or clean a bath without Sopha showing them.
 
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Still no peep then? Extended deep rest must be needed.
She will come back with something like:
Someone has been in hospital
Been on holiday even though it's not school hols
She's had the shits due to nervous tummy
Henry's dead
Alpaca dead
The crem has crumbled beneath her
Vom Lardy has left her and gone off with mad Freda
Just needed to take a mental health break
She's been dropped by all the brands she works with
Her career is in crisis
Or:
Been too lazy and had no content
She doesn't come back at all.
 
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I expect Henry has passed - shoot me down but in which guess I have some empathy as it is hard loosing a pet. However, name another job where you could take a whole week out?! Unfortunately that doesn't happen in the real world.
My 16 year old dog died a couple of months ago, it was very upsetting for everyone. But kids went to school and we went to work, life carries on. As you’ve said it will be sad if Henry has passed but I’ve got no sympathy for her and the abuse (making him overweight and not walking him)
 
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I don’t think the dog is dead. I reckon she’s in hospital for her blood disorder or whatever it is. She will want privacy because it’s herself. Remember way back before she was preggers with Ron and she was in for a blood clot or something. She didn’t post for about a week then showed herself sorting smarties. It’s probably that.
 
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Oh yes, Hinch loves a mango too, shame that she didn't choose this scent to slap her name on as it could have been a hit for her
They probably got her to sniff some, she chose the shit one so they brought out the fragrance every one else liked.
 
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I personally reckon she fallen down the back passage stairs due to her size 5 foootzzzzz and the ghost has taken over her soul
 
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