Mrs Hinch #695 Tick tock Hinch, the clock is ticking and your only content is rehoming chickens!

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motherofdonkeys said:
Why do you think she's not added Jamie, Frida et al as Company Directors?, they could all be drawing dividends and reducing tax liabilities.
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They might be drawing dividends but dividends are still paid out of taxed company profits so they don’t reduce the tax liabilities of the company. And the dividends will be taxable for the recipient too (at a higher rate if they’re also drawing a decent salary given there’s four employees according to the accounts). I’m sorry, I’ll get off the subject or everyone will be asleep, I was just trying to say that the taxman will be taking a fair whack however they cut it.

The SS croissant making today reminded me of the Hinch pastry addiction - I’m trying to remember, was it jus roll that gave her the big hamper and prompted the manic food bank run?!
 
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fannysjohnny

fannysjohnny

I can't call her financial situation but there's a beautiful red sky over the property at the moment.
Wasted photo opportunity-that's if you were about 🤷‍♀️
 
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Duchessofmanchester

fannysjohnny said:
I can't call her financial situation but there's a beautiful red sky over the property at the moment.
Wasted photo opportunity-that's if you were about 🤷‍♀️
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Hopefully she's set the crem on fire with her crappy candles and copious amounts of chemicals. Or they're cremating Henry.
 
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The vast amount of chemicals, candolls, copious plastic tatt, faux plants/flowers, plus all the new wooden furniture additions ... one careless flick of JayM's L&B 🚬 and kaboom! 💥 🚒
 
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Zofloragirl

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HinchesSousChef said:
Surely it’s undeniable to everyone involved in her career has royally fucked up. She’s ground to an almighty halt since … when? I guess after the book launch. Soooo since she joined YMU? Now does that mean the blame with her noticeable lack of growth (in direct comparison with the likes of trollomon who however you feel about her, has her finger in every single pie that his whisked past her), or has hinch arrogantly refused all of YMU’s attempts to engage her in a tv career; Brand partnerships etc, because of her complete fixation with “going solo”?

I’m genuinely fascinated by the halting of her career. She did at one point seem unstoppable. Untouchable. She now appears to be silently blacklisted and I can’t help but suspect it all boils back to her reaction to trollomon’s Asda range. We can literally pin point that moment. I’ve always believed that hinch didn’t see that coming and then publicly (at least within the realms of their management/influencer world) made her feelings known about that. Big mistake. Huge. To quote another. You don’t duck with Stacey and win. She’s got way more clout that hinch.
And since then her career has ground to a halt. She clings to her sscchhent because it’s the one avenue Stacey hasn’t gone down yet. Hinch must panic every time trollomon mentions her washing machine.
YMU are either involved in this sabotage or are quietly biding their time until they can shed hinch. She may well bring in decent revenue. I don’t doubt she earns some decent cash. But we can all see at best she’s plateaued and at worst she’s on a downward trajectory.
Hinch and trollomon can’t keep up this pretence of friendship for much longer. I only mention it here in the Hope that sheep google it and end up here. The more who notice it. The more inevitably it will be addressed - never directly. Only through little digs and hints. AND THAT will be hinch’s ultimate downfall. She will not play that round to her advantage. She’s too thick. She’s too explosive.

Eta - excuse the typos.
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My theory is two fold. Her arrogance and lack of self awareness is definitely a major factor in this. She thinks she is the best, doesn’t read the room and no doubt ignores the professional advice she is given which is why YMU have not contributed to her career at all. Any contract she has now is carried over from the other agent. The second aspect is SSS. I reckon YMU sent her in to befriend the competition. Hinch lapped up the attention, she’s never really come back since Lonny was born. They became best buds, SSS stole her followers (all 1 million of them) and left her in the dust. She’s just seeing out contracts now - shark is gone, when was the last garnier advert? Occasional LF and NOTHS. She’s back to begging, which she was doing in 2020.
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HinchesSousChef said:
Surely it’s undeniable to everyone involved in her career has royally fucked up. She’s ground to an almighty halt since … when? I guess after the book launch. Soooo since she joined YMU? Now does that mean the blame with her noticeable lack of growth (in direct comparison with the likes of trollomon who however you feel about her, has her finger in every single pie that his whisked past her), or has hinch arrogantly refused all of YMU’s attempts to engage her in a tv career; Brand partnerships etc, because of her complete fixation with “going solo”?

I’m genuinely fascinated by the halting of her career. She did at one point seem unstoppable. Untouchable. She now appears to be silently blacklisted and I can’t help but suspect it all boils back to her reaction to trollomon’s Asda range. We can literally pin point that moment. I’ve always believed that hinch didn’t see that coming and then publicly (at least within the realms of their management/influencer world) made her feelings known about that. Big mistake. Huge. To quote another. You don’t duck with Stacey and win. She’s got way more clout that hinch.
And since then her career has ground to a halt. She clings to her sscchhent because it’s the one avenue Stacey hasn’t gone down yet. Hinch must panic every time trollomon mentions her washing machine.
YMU are either involved in this sabotage or are quietly biding their time until they can shed hinch. She may well bring in decent revenue. I don’t doubt she earns some decent cash. But we can all see at best she’s plateaued and at worst she’s on a downward trajectory.
Hinch and trollomon can’t keep up this pretence of friendship for much longer. I only mention it here in the Hope that sheep google it and end up here. The more who notice it. The more inevitably it will be addressed - never directly. Only through little digs and hints. AND THAT will be hinch’s ultimate downfall. She will not play that round to her advantage. She’s too thick. She’s too explosive.

Eta - excuse the typos.
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My theory is two fold.
Cassy Role said:
I think when you make money in the way she does, there’s a difference between having a thriving career and earning money.

Compared to when she was at the height of her popularity she doesn’t have much now in terms of partnerships, appearances on This Morning etc.

I think what her management is good at is negotiating longer term deals with some payments up front and the rest over a period of time. So in terms of P&G it doesn’t matter if the scents sell or not. She has her cut before it even hits production. They have to release them though in line with a contract. Same with the “books”. I reckon way back when they negotiated a contract where she had to put her name to a certain amount of books (hence the blank notebook 😂).

All speculation of course I’m just gossiping on a gossip website and this is just my chain of thought. I think time will tell as she’ll be coming to the end of her pre-negotiated deals. P&G are already casting their net wider than they have in a long time in terms of using other people so I wonder if she’ll get as big a cut of the pie next time? Maybe she’s been allocated a more senior member of the YMU team as they’re not making as much money off her as they thought so she needs to be more actively managed 🤔
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Or managed out.
 
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fannysjohnny

fannysjohnny

WeTalkAboutBruno said:
Absolutely. You don't appear on reality TV and quiz shows without wanting some fame. I think he realised he hasn't got the looks for it so he pimped out his wife.
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He didn't have the looks nor ability to make in in football-not even the ladies team.
He didn't have the intelligence nor general knowledge for quiz shows.
Someone correct me but I'm sure he went on Tipping Point to pay for the Honeymoon? Alan must have been fuming when he failed to deliver.
 
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AllieBee

AllieBee

fannysjohnny said:
He didn't have the looks nor ability to make in in football-not even the ladies team.
He didn't have the intelligence nor general knowledge for quiz shows.
Someone correct me but I'm sure he went on Tipping Point to pay for the Honeymoon? Alan must have been fuming when he failed to deliver.
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Did they make Weepy pay for the honeymoon?
 
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Danielle0120

Danielle0120

Oh the days when this thread was worth coming on for a laugh 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
 
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purplethesurple

purplethesurple

Has something actually happend? even when she's away she posts every now and then. Or is she just in a deep rest
 
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