Ron is, and as it’s her, I expect she packs Len off to all day nursery school/class so she can sit on her padded arse and stare at herself in a mirror while she thinks up more contrived bollocks to post.
Mrs Hinch #694 A boring trip down memory lane, Hinch is rattled by tattle again
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Glad that you're back and in a better place.
I've had a long thinkbut apart from the usual cooking fiascos, ripped off cleaning tips (now wearing fake bum bum leggings) I can't think of anything important that you've missed.
There's now allegedly 6 chickens, but at the last count we could only see 5?
No new range - the boat must have sunk.
Her and Ronald have been diagnosed with autism. We don't believe she has a diagnosis though.
Still shagging the dog.
Still got 3 camels in the garden, although they don't go into the house anymore.
R was in hospital for nearly a week with kawasaki disease, we're not sure it was a bacterial infection from filthy camels in the kitchen though.
Oh and there's now a Hinch/Home bargains lorry driving around advertising the new Hunch/PG spring/summer fragrance, the sheep just lurve it.
Thank you!
Deffo still a lot of the usual from her, nothing ever changes for Huch does it? Although I need to find a pic of her in fake bum bum leggings!
Still lying about the amount of chickens I see. Good riddance, her tat not being in the shops anymore is a relief.
She hardly seems to be autistic
Maybe the camels being out of the house is because R was ill? Do they still get too close to the kids outside?
Exactly what the world needs, a lorry driving around with an advertisement on it!
Was just coming to say that. Tree house in the fenced off part of the garden* sigh *
It's not a tree house because it's not in a tree.
And it's positioned in the part of the garden that the boys aren't allowed in anyway
She’s such a walking duck up!Proving to tattle they DO go out and DO have play dates (I hate that expression) !
I'm pretty sure the "Play dates", "Cousins" and "@airhopchelmsford" photos are all from the same day, as are two of the photos in the top row so basically the kids are into their third week off school today and they've left the house three times (the furthest one being 30 minutes from their home!)
They only had one week off for half term and they managed to fly all the way to Dubai and back but of course that was for Hinch's birthday. She absolutely hates doing anything for those kids.
They only had one week off for half term and they managed to fly all the way to Dubai and back but of course that was for Hinch's birthday. She absolutely hates doing anything for those kids.
Camels, daily BOT procurement, JayM's jetwosschhhhing Tenko tower with his teeny peeny, wanky lil' manicured hands, and a "How are we all?" 
Who are the cousins? I’ve only ever seen clingon!!
I’m guessing Jamie’s sisters kids
What are the bullshit names about?
Made by Grumpy
Let's boost our cholesterol
Let's bore the tit out of our kids
Made by Grumpy
Let's boost our cholesterol
Let's bore the tit out of our kids
Notice how it’s HER hen that nearly blew across the garden and not one of THE hens. such a narcThat’s a bingo for me! I always said she would never mention the weather in real time, well now she did!
Hi Soph! Also you need to thank us for giving your crap account bleep-tent ideas
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Sorry didn’t mean to plagiarise.
Her content is tit isn't it. She's so boring! Either she needs to stay off Instagram completely or start showing more of what she does in a day. If wants to be THAT influencer then she needs to show off her days out that she claims to have, do PROPER make up tutorials that she's claims to want to be. If her dad is making something then show how he made it. If she wants to be THAT person then do a "life in the day of". I know we don't particularly want to see it. She can't keep making a living off washing detergent
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How filtered is that sunny picture. The contrast is off. She's over done it very poorly
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How filtered is that sunny picture. The contrast is off. She's over done it very poorly
Paging @Wize Owl you can tick jet wassschhhh off your cunty cleaning challenge hunnay. Celebrate with a hot chocolate and a game of tapple with Mr wize 
I'm exasperated as to how unbelievably boring her content is. FML. I swear her only engagement is us talking about how bad she is. She can sugar coat her boring tit with music all she likes, it's still dead AF.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
Taking into account the half sister who is never spoken about and her off spring,I think 9 and counting,i forgot about Jim's side that's another 2.
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Is she not able to jet-wash that '''tree''' house on her lonesome?
Also someone with her - we, me & mum blah blah. Pathetic cow.
and the camels roaming around near the twin's tree house. wiping/rubbing their arses on everything, pooping all over. Gruesome.
Also someone with her - we, me & mum blah blah. Pathetic cow.
and the camels roaming around near the twin's tree house. wiping/rubbing their arses on everything, pooping all over. Gruesome.
Because she thinks this is couple goals. Her and Jayme spending time together on a Saturday night playing games. The thing is it's not really quality time if you are filming it and post it because you're distracted everytime your phone sends you an alert to let you know someone has commented and then you go on to read the comments. Never have I ever played a game or had a meal with just me and my husband and felt the need to film and post it. Its couple time and it's bloody weird. They were playing a children's vocabulary game and she found it challenging, I definitely wouldn't be posting that.
No idea why I’ve randomly posted this reel but hey 
I’m not a makeup professional but I do love a good filter to make my chin look oh so dainty instead of square 
I love gifted free makeup and just trowelling it on. Somedays I might resemble a disney princess in the hope I'll get loads of comments blowing smoke up my arse telling me I iz pwitty Makeup brings me content ( but not quite as much as not cleaning does 
and nowhere near what posting the farm boy twins does ) happy Monday everyone. all the best xx
I’m not a makeup professional but I do love a good filter to make my chin look oh so dainty instead of square I love gifted free makeup and just trowelling it on. Somedays I might resemble a disney princess in the hope I'll get loads of comments blowing smoke up my arse telling me I iz pwitty Makeup brings me content ( but not quite as much as not cleaning does and nowhere near what posting the farm boy twins does ) happy Monday everyone. all the best xx1 month apart. (Original image So it's slightly distorted in colour)
She will never appear on TV because they can't filter the tit out of her face.
Does anyone know which product she used to dissolve half her fecking face to get a better jawline? Could do with that myself!
She will never appear on TV because they can't filter the tit out of her face.
Does anyone know which product she used to dissolve half her fecking face to get a better jawline? Could do with that myself!
I love buying make up 
doesn't have her stuff get given to her.
Bore of soph if you could duck yourself you would. You love the filtered you. Straight on to stories to say how anxious she is. So ppl blow smoke up her arse
doesn't have her stuff get given to her. Bore of soph if you could duck yourself you would. You love the filtered you. Straight on to stories to say how anxious she is. So ppl blow smoke up her arse
Oh my bleeping god. Is she 13? The comments read like a young teen’s bleeping TikTok fawning session when they’ve posted a selfie. Half expecting to see ‘slaaaaaayyyyy’. I was going to add I was expecting 
but her fat headed husband actually did.
ETA: I really want someone to comment ‘what filter do you use to totally change your appearance?’
but her fat headed husband actually did.ETA: I really want someone to comment ‘what filter do you use to totally change your appearance?’
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