Mrs Hinch #694 A boring trip down memory lane, Hinch is rattled by tattle again

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i wonder how much the supposed charity football matches actually raise when it’s Z list celebs. I can’t imagine they can charge much for tickets and no sign of Jamie being required to fundraise to participate. I guess a bit from shirt sponsorship but again, that probably only covers the cost of the shirts.
 
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i wonder how much the supposed charity football matches actually raise when it’s Z list celebs. I can’t imagine they can charge much for tickets and no sign of Jamie being required to fundraise to participate. I guess a bit from shirt sponsorship but again, that probably only covers the cost of the shirts.
I wonder if the other “celebs” advertise or promote on their social media.
 
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The whole event looks like a bit of a damp squib to me. Danny Dyer was supposed to be there but pulled out because of an "injury". Selebrity Soccer seems to do a lot of good, but interest in this game looks non-existent.

Edit: just doing some more IG stalking and I notice that Lee Hughes was on NoNob's team. He's a proper nasty little scumbag, he killed someone while driving pissed and ran away from the scene while he was a professional footballer. His behaviour after release has thuggish and he's since been prosecuted for assault. No decorum whatsoever. I'm disappointed that Selebrity Soccer has aligned themselves with someone like him.
As I’m awake early thought I would do some digging


It arrears that SS is as now unregistered company which has been dissolved. So from a legitimacy perspective it is dodgy AF.
 
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Just caught up on the Tapple stories from the weekend. It baffles me every time she posts something like this. Why would you advertise your own stupidity and ignorance on social media, especially when this is your business.
It wasn’t live, she didn’t have to post it, it has nothing to do with “cleaning” or “home” or whatever her page is supposed to be about these days. Why would you watch a video of yourself being an absolute thick twit (doesn’t understand what the word “villain” means, doesn’t know who Freddy Krueger is) and think “I know, I’ll post that to my millions of followers and business partners so that everyone who pays my bills can see what an uneducated bleep I am.” What goes through her head (if anything)?
 
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I didn’t see the story and frankly I couldn’t give a toss that I missed it. Such riveting content it seems!
What I will say however, is that it speaks volumes of how loveless their marriage is that they play board games on a weekend instead of going out for a meal/drink/general socialisation with friends together, especially when they have at least 3 baby sitters on call (one live in – Freda the smother – I’m looking at you). What I’m gathering from everybody on here is that they sat (awkwardly, even though there’s about 17,000 chairs and tables in that house) on the sofa to play a game aimed at 8 year olds. Also how do you not know who Freddie Krueger is at your big age? My 11 year old knows who he is and has never watched nightmare on elm street, all this acting stupid doesn’t make her look relatable, it makes her look like a deceitful twit.
 
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Just caught up on the Tapple stories from the weekend. It baffles me every time she posts something like this. Why would you advertise your own stupidity and ignorance on social media, especially when this is your business.
It wasn’t live, she didn’t have to post it, it has nothing to do with “cleaning” or “home” or whatever her page is supposed to be about these days. Why would you watch a video of yourself being an absolute thick twit (doesn’t understand what the word “villain” means, doesn’t know who Freddy Krueger is) and think “I know, I’ll post that to my millions of followers and business partners so that everyone who pays my bills can see what an uneducated bleep I am.” What goes through her head (if anything)?
Trying to create the “poor ickle Sophie” character so the shoppers think in their heads ” ah bless ’er ’eart she wouldn’t con us, would she as she’s too dim“. It’s just character creation/narrative.
 
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Hi everyone,

I disappeared from these threads and being a nusty hen for almost a solid year, so apologies. It's been the most dramatic year, involving fleeing to a refuge with my little one, then another refuge, then sofa surfing and moving between different hotels for 7 months (and a total of 17 moves) before we finally got a new proper home, then a lot of illness. But I'm finally at a place where I can do things I enjoy again, which is this.

I can see that Hunch is still up to the same old rubbish, but can anyone give me a quick fire low down of points I've missed please? Last I saw she had 2 chickens left and she was making out with the dog?

Hope all you lovely lot are okay ❤
Glad that you're back and in a better place. 🥰

I've had a long think 🤔 but apart from the usual cooking fiascos, ripped off cleaning tips (now wearing fake bum bum leggings) I can't think of anything important that you've missed.

There's now allegedly 6 chickens, but at the last count we could only see 5?
No new range - the boat must have sunk.
Her and Ronald have been diagnosed with autism. We don't believe she has a diagnosis though.
Still shagging the dog.
Still got 3 camels in the garden, although they don't go into the house anymore.
R was in hospital for nearly a week with kawasaki disease, we're not sure it was a bacterial infection from filthy camels in the kitchen though.
Oh and there's now a Hinch/Home bargains lorry driving around advertising the new Hunch/PG spring/summer fragrance, the sheep just lurve it.
 
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Just caught up on the Tapple stories from the weekend. It baffles me every time she posts something like this. Why would you advertise your own stupidity and ignorance on social media, especially when this is your business.
It wasn’t live, she didn’t have to post it, it has nothing to do with “cleaning” or “home” or whatever her page is supposed to be about these days. Why would you watch a video of yourself being an absolute thick twit (doesn’t understand what the word “villain” means, doesn’t know who Freddy Krueger is) and think “I know, I’ll post that to my millions of followers and business partners so that everyone who pays my bills can see what an uneducated bleep I am.” What goes through her head (if anything)?
She thinks it makes her look ditzy and that all her sheep will message her to say oh soph crying or some 9ther nonsense. Its all about the engagement and she probably thinks it makes her look cute and funny rather than how we see her, which is as a thick moron.
 
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It's becoming very hard to stay in the loop with her, she's so uninteresting. It's always the same content, Alpacas, Henry, Hens, a view of the fileds behind her house and the main road directly attached to her back garden where people do 70 down it, not really paradise is it😏, a pathetic attempt to cook... She has nothing to offer and I cba anymooooooooooooooore
 
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It's becoming very hard to stay in the loop with her, she's so uninteresting. It's always the same content, Alpacas, Henry, Hens, a view of the fileds behind her house and the main road directly attached to her back garden where people do 70 down it, not really paradise is it😏, a pathetic attempt to cook... She has nothing to offer and I cba anymooooooooooooooore
She lost her way a long time ago. She got sucked in to believing her own hype, thought that she sheep would follow whatever she did, but she's made an absolute mess of everything since before Lonnie was born. The sheep follow to get ideas how to keep their houses clean and nice, she stopped offering the more normal Sophie who did clean her house and motivate people. Now she's trying to jump back in but it's all too late.
 
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How many more cuntfluencers have I got to see jet washing their stuff!! They’re all at it! Soooooo boring and mundane. Show us something new!! I expect it’s on their yearly plan of stuff to show the plebs!!
 
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That’s a bingo for me! I always said she would never mention the weather in real time, well now she did!
Hi Soph! Also you need to thank us for giving your crap account bleep-tent ideas 😂😂
 

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Showing 4 million bots what some random children have been doing in the Easter holidays on a ‘cLeAniNg acCoUnT’ 🙄🙄🙄

The WW are taking over the tenko tower rickety old ‘treehouse’ then!
 
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So is the home bargains home range in the way or not? Seems even some of us tattlers had more faith in her than we should have done 🫣
 
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That’s a bingo for me! I always said she would never mention the weather in real time, well now she did!
Hi Soph! Also you need to thank us for giving your crap account bleep-tent ideas 😂😂
Notice she says MY hens and not OUR hens
 
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As I’m awake early thought I would do some digging


It arrears that SS is as now unregistered company which has been dissolved. So from a legitimacy perspective it is dodgy AF.
Wow, that’s very interesting. Not surprising. Have they registered as a charity? Or do they not need to if other charities are (allegedly) benefitting. It’s interesting that they say ‘profits will go to blah blah’ rather than ‘all profits’.
 
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* sigh *
It's not a tree house because it's not in a tree.

And it's positioned in the part of the garden that the boys aren't allowed in anyway 🙄
 
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