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ilovepizza21
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Only can re home chickens as its a tend farm and the sheep lady said NO 
let's not forget this. Will so ever mention it I doubt it
let's not forget this. Will so ever mention it I doubt it
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cantstandinfluencers
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Her makeup reel didn’t get that many comments - she’s replied to loads of them, especially to the likes of Rylan & Molly Mae 
& her new bestie Mario & even Mr Hinch, but she has not replied to Stacey Solomon’s comment…. Someone is sulking
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fredster2018
Chatty Member
I only ever lurk on this thread, which I love btw 
but have to put this as a thread suggeston…
#697 When I mention the word three, I am always lying with glee.
but have to put this as a thread suggeston…#697 When I mention the word three, I am always lying with glee.
teshhco-tart
VIP Member
This content - I just don't know where to start. It's a tour of the crem and we all know what's where. I don't know who keeps mugs at a different postcode from the kettle but maybe that's just me.
The 'lint' she collected is the wool from the carpet, god she's so stupid.
How many times did she say 'if im honest, to be honest, if im perfectly honest' - She isn't honest AT ALL.
Why is her house so shit? Why is the kids playroom such a nightmare infused fest?! The black birds, the flooooooorrrrr!! Most of this shit should be outside.
Why do the kids have headphones at the ready in the kitchen? They're not on an airplane.
Anyway she's such a knob and she knows it.
The 'lint' she collected is the wool from the carpet, god she's so stupid.
How many times did she say 'if im honest, to be honest, if im perfectly honest' - She isn't honest AT ALL.
Why is her house so shit? Why is the kids playroom such a nightmare infused fest?! The black birds, the flooooooorrrrr!! Most of this shit should be outside.
Why do the kids have headphones at the ready in the kitchen? They're not on an airplane.
Anyway she's such a knob and she knows it.
HoratioHoohah
Well-known member
At the risk of probably plagiarising the lot of you…
A) SSS throwing shade with (no doubt) the fattest smile on her noggin
B) too early to plant out tomato plants. Needs to be a reliable constant 16/17° plus out, so early summer is best. We are not in early summer. Though tbf she probs thinks because we’re on BST now that means summer. Twat. Yet again copying and yet again getting it so wrong.
C) why the fuck has she reduced the postage stamp sized ‘garden’ that is apparently the boys’ only play area, despite having 1.5 acres of land. One might think she prefers the chickens and llamas.
D) STOP
FUCKING DRESSING THEM IN IDENTICAL CLOTHES.
Cunt.
ETA yup seems like you’ve all got there before me. Will poodle off and scream in to my blanket somewhere.
A) SSS throwing shade with (no doubt) the fattest smile on her noggin
B) too early to plant out tomato plants. Needs to be a reliable constant 16/17° plus out, so early summer is best. We are not in early summer. Though tbf she probs thinks because we’re on BST now that means summer. Twat. Yet again copying and yet again getting it so wrong.
C) why the fuck has she reduced the postage stamp sized ‘garden’ that is apparently the boys’ only play area, despite having 1.5 acres of land. One might think she prefers the chickens and llamas.
D) STOP
FUCKING DRESSING THEM IN IDENTICAL CLOTHES. Cunt.
ETA yup seems like you’ve all got there before me. Will poodle off and scream in to my blanket somewhere.
HinchesSousChef
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When trollomon cryptically stated they were going out on Sunday, I half thought they are hamming up fall out to wind us up here and then boom. They will be slobbering all over each other on Sunday.
but nope. Trollomons dad has essentially given away where they are and I can’t imagine for a second the hinches are with them.
I know some don’t like thetrollomon references here but ultimately hinch made such a ridiculous fuss about their friendship and emulating the cuntry life of trollomon. And now look. This is essential to her downfall. Trollomon is basically untouchable. Hinch WILL come out of this as the loser. And I think we are all here for that.
but nope. Trollomons dad has essentially given away where they are and I can’t imagine for a second the hinches are with them.
I know some don’t like thetrollomon references here but ultimately hinch made such a ridiculous fuss about their friendship and emulating the cuntry life of trollomon. And now look. This is essential to her downfall. Trollomon is basically untouchable. Hinch WILL come out of this as the loser. And I think we are all here for that.
Ditzymama28
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No matter how many chickens she gets it won't erase the fact that the sheep lady said NO to her and refused to let her sheep be shipped off to Notafarm
Zofloragirl
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To me, she epitomises what is wrong with the world. She is selfish, self involved, overly focused on her looks and fast fashion and is very materialistic. We have gone from looking up to scientists, heros and critical thinkers to these chavvy plebs.
Tootle Pip Wiz
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Why would you put a large picture inside the panelling like that, it just looks odd.
ChunkyMonkey90
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I don't know if to take this one serious or not 
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curlywhirlygal
Chatty Member
What I can’t get over is why do her kids get dressed in the kitchen?!! Shoes on the seat in the booooof like wtf?!
she’s a dick like @ilovepizza21 said she has no idea doing parenting alone. The silly cow should try being a military Mrs, not knowing of your other half is coming back on one piece or in a box, with family miles away. having to compromise a lot, never moaned once it’s what I signed up to.
But anyhoo how much processed meat?! Enough to cause a coronary, she is just clueless.
she’s a dick like @ilovepizza21 said she has no idea doing parenting alone. The silly cow should try being a military Mrs, not knowing of your other half is coming back on one piece or in a box, with family miles away. having to compromise a lot, never moaned once it’s what I signed up to.
But anyhoo how much processed meat?! Enough to cause a coronary, she is just clueless.
amusedpineapple
Chatty Member
So… Ronnie doesn’t like sauce and only eats beige food so while the rest are apparently eatting those shitty potato things? She is so full of shit it must hurt!
I’ve seen people mention about her “anxiety” on the last post and I genuinely believe she has anxious feelings but not anxiety, she feels like most people do when they have a job interview or starting a new job but hers must feel worse for her because it’s daily, it’s constant worry about getting caught out, about all her lies catching up with her, she reads here and knows we all see it so she must know it’s a ticking time bomb until the huns see it too, she knows we aren’t proper trolls because we keep it here but she must know eventually it will all spill out, and that must petrify her daily and rightly so
I’ve seen people mention about her “anxiety” on the last post and I genuinely believe she has anxious feelings but not anxiety, she feels like most people do when they have a job interview or starting a new job but hers must feel worse for her because it’s daily, it’s constant worry about getting caught out, about all her lies catching up with her, she reads here and knows we all see it so she must know it’s a ticking time bomb until the huns see it too, she knows we aren’t proper trolls because we keep it here but she must know eventually it will all spill out, and that must petrify her daily and rightly so
Kelly112330
Well-known member
Am I correct in thinking she’s stuck the planter of veg in the children’s play area? Taking yet more space away from them when she has a fuck off huge garden that she could’ve fenced off another area and turned in to a kitchen garden. She’s a fucking dickkkk and those carrots won’t grow there’s not enough space between them. Let’s see what she produces 
teshhco-tart
VIP Member
I nearly got a speeding ticket on my own staircase rushing here!! I almost sliced my own fist as I was prepping some 'pringle' for our dindins as well!
I must be suffering from intense 'deja vue' because I have seen many, many make up reels from this old bitch when her eyebrows seemed somewhat borrowed from the 1920's circus, so i'm not sure if I am mad or if she is because she said that was her first make up reel evaaa.
I do not know, seriously, why she dressed like a 6 year old in her pjs after a swim. Why she acts like a teenager. Why she is so fucked up and why she uses more filter than my Brita jug.
I don't actually know or care if she is using a filter to be honeshhht, to me she looks like a horse. Such a long fucking face. So much make up. The wig is greasier than my deep fat fryer. I don't understand how she is not embarrassed with herself. I don't know.
We went to my parents for xmas last year and I found and read some stuff I wrote when I was 16 and I wanted to eat myself alive with embarrassment, I didn't even find it cute. She is in her 30s, married with 2 children.
Lastly and more importantly, does she really think she gets liked by being a chronic moaning cunt 24/7!? She speaks like the reel is a permanent tattoo. Just delete it then you stupid cow!
I must be suffering from intense 'deja vue' because I have seen many, many make up reels from this old bitch when her eyebrows seemed somewhat borrowed from the 1920's circus, so i'm not sure if I am mad or if she is because she said that was her first make up reel evaaa.
I do not know, seriously, why she dressed like a 6 year old in her pjs after a swim. Why she acts like a teenager. Why she is so fucked up and why she uses more filter than my Brita jug.
I don't actually know or care if she is using a filter to be honeshhht, to me she looks like a horse. Such a long fucking face. So much make up. The wig is greasier than my deep fat fryer. I don't understand how she is not embarrassed with herself. I don't know.
We went to my parents for xmas last year and I found and read some stuff I wrote when I was 16 and I wanted to eat myself alive with embarrassment, I didn't even find it cute. She is in her 30s, married with 2 children.
Lastly and more importantly, does she really think she gets liked by being a chronic moaning cunt 24/7!? She speaks like the reel is a permanent tattoo. Just delete it then you stupid cow!
influencerbore
VIP Member
She 100% has a gardener, there is no way that fat man and that idiot keep the garden that maintained, it’s a lot of work
Keepingupappearances
VIP Member
Saw her boiling some new potatoes and thought she was cooking a meal for her kids then. I should have known better 
Kelly112330
Well-known member
1. Why do you have your children’s names underneath huge tacky prints of them?
2. You had a photo printed out where you’re wearing an evening dress and your dickhead husband is in his usual clothes of shorts, T-shirt and that sweat laden backwards baseball cap. If you’re going to have a posed photo on the wall surely you’d have one where your both dressed nicely?
3. No one and I mean no one gives a fuck about the alpacas. If anyone wanted to see one they could go to an actual farm.
4. Who called it that jamie would make an overtly sexual reference to the dog video she posted last night?
They are that fucking predictable it’s actually boring.
2. You had a photo printed out where you’re wearing an evening dress and your dickhead husband is in his usual clothes of shorts, T-shirt and that sweat laden backwards baseball cap
. If you’re going to have a posed photo on the wall surely you’d have one where your both dressed nicely? 3. No one and I mean no one gives a fuck about the alpacas. If anyone wanted to see one they could go to an actual farm.
4. Who called it that jamie would make an overtly sexual reference to the dog video she posted last night?
They are that fucking predictable it’s actually boring.
teshhco-tart
VIP Member
- she forgot to shred that pile of her wanking books
- the baskiiit of lashes is shameful. Why so many? She’s so greedy it’s vile. And no she did not ‘buy’ them.
I am aware it’s irrational but I just absolutely hate her, her voice, her fucking hands and oh Lord, the tapping, her entire self I detest. ´I’ve listed a few products lololol who am I’ - you’re a cunt, if in doubt.
- the baskiiit of lashes is shameful. Why so many? She’s so greedy it’s vile. And no she did not ‘buy’ them.
I am aware it’s irrational but I just absolutely hate her, her voice, her fucking hands and oh Lord, the tapping, her entire self I detest. ´I’ve listed a few products lololol who am I’ - you’re a cunt, if in doubt.
