Sorry Schweeet’arrrt, did we both do a new thread?
We should have got Magic to do one as well as all things Hinch comes in threes
Ahhh shhhucks! I was out at the cuntry hairdressers, then cuntry pub with the tend wisteria and disshhhplay books!
Faanks to both of you
@Wize Owl &
@BeeHappy .... I will do a third one just for good measure now I'm home and full of not tend Oramorph
xxx
Mrs Hinch #694 Boring trip down memory lane, Hinch is rattled by tattle again
Faanks to our
@springheeledyeti for our winning thread title!
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General summary of bollocks:
Boiiscchh dresshed as performing Policemannzzz (T.J Hooker)
Chav Farm, minging Roiioiioii, unemployed, midddle aged, thick, smoker chav in grey stinky joggers 🥱
Sex dungeon lights on during the day
Iconickk annual giveaway (of all her unwanted freebies), plus her shitty, beshhpoke, scrawled Meeemoir! Super generous
Desperate for engagement as suddenly following a load more hunnz/accounts to copy
Now buying bots with no pictures just jumbled up letters
Sloaph did something "crazeee", and put away all her faux Easstaah piecesshh of shit, including 'dirrrrty gerty floor egg lady's" plastic tatt 🥱
Some of it went to the tip, obvs! Couldn't be more dull if she tried
She has named HER HB truck Sophie, after herself!
The hunnz are taking ridiculous photos of Vacunt Vibezz on the sea shore, on holiday and shhhtyling their
anal beads. What a time to be alive!
Montessori Mummazzz decided it would be a great idea to show Ronald where all the pipes, buttons & drains were under the sink, clean out the wossschhing machine fiwltaah and lint from the dryer, telling Ronald not to touch the heat exchange
Leonard was let loose with a sonic scrubber. Unfortunately, he & Lenor now know how to undo things they shouldn't be allowed to touch. She is using the boiiscchh for content more frequently, even to talk to camera
An entire day of ALL ABOUT MEEEE AND MY JoUrNeY started the new week. Posting dates to herself to share photos taken mostly of herself, Mummaz, Henry, boiiscchh (a bad photoshop) and, of course, HER wedding.
None of 'this' would have been possible without her fugly Inchmannzz (we already figured that out, you thick trampette!).
Dusshhted with HER new schhhented disposable duster, it was filthy, having been everywhere. She placed it on top of a kitchen worktop
prior to adding to her vast landfill contribution.
The silly twat had a Vacunty Vibezzzz
launch tea party, obviously, this was a few weeks ago, as they have tended not to be on holiday this week. JayM in his smeggy joggers booped Hunch's filtered out nose.
They have no real friends. Clingon was wearing her uniform, hence not this week!
*Dinnae forget to post ye fav Helmet/Basin headed fashionistas dearest Nusties, so I can make a wee movie with a matching cunty tune!
Did I mention Vacunty Vibezzz?
NOTE TO HINCH:
YOU DON'T HAVE 5 MILLION FOLLOWERS & YOU KNOW IT!!!
MOST ARE BOTS YOU BUY ON A DAILY BASIS. YOU ARE A LIAR, A FRAUD AND AN EXTREMELY ODD PIECE OF WORK (PUTTING IT VERY POLITELY). TAKING AFTER YOUR EQUALLY DENSE, HELMET HEADED, FIDDLY FINGERED MUMMAZZZZZ!
GET WELL & GO AWAY!
ATV.