Mrs Hinch #693 What happened to your black phone?

[Pumpkins1506]

I think she had an induction with Lon, given that she said about a pessary. So it makes sense that they are in the room together with time to film him sat in a chair. She may have also been prepped for emergency c section due to whatever her blood thing is, hence the socks as a precaution.

I mean, there is a delivery room very close to "reception" at the Broomfield maternity unit. But it's situated right as you exit the lift from the car park (I have used this room, precipitate labour for the win!) but I can't work out why she would have used that room if she'd been inducted. Delivery rooms are quite close to the labour ward.

I hate to defend, but most of it is plausible, if very heavily embellished imo.
The bit about J-Dog is bullshit though, why would a husband not be allowed in, if she's giving birth? I gave birth mid 2021 lockdown, my husband was given a mask and allowed to stay until I was moved to a private room for the night. That's a weird lie.

 

[The Green Triangle]

Another boring, staged post . She must think she’s the first mum to have young children. We see what you are doing Soph. We see.

Even to the point at th end Jayme says "Good job boys."
Is that good job at free playing?? ... NOPE, it's good job at doing what Hinch told them to do

 

[motherofdonkeys]

She really does enjoy having smoke blown up her arse big time. Mrs Hinch, the only influencer to write her 'memoir' before anyone knew who she was

 

[SunshineRae]

Some deranged Hinch fans! Delete.tattle.life gave us years of laughs from just these couple of comments
Photo dump

 

[FFS2023]

Wow. She really is a vile attention seeking piece of work. Yesterday my client had her non verbal, tube fed daughter with her who at 5, was in a buggy. She works full time. She doesn’t post over socials. Ronnie may be autistic but he is happy and generally healthy- he plays and talks and enjoys things. I’m not saying people can’t be upset about things- but Jesus Christ read the room and try and consider the people who may have severely disabled children before you start another woe is me post. Absolute fuckwit

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

So her at home launch party is going to top SSS new TV show I think not. Try again Hinch. So far from the mark

 

[BBC1HD]

BOOP hahahahahahahaha

And the stupid cutesy shoulder shrug he does after the boop is so cringe I think MY penis and balls went inside myself and I’m a woman

He reminds me of David Brent so much lmao.

 

[fannysjohnny]

That photo of Jamie shaking hands with her dad makes it look like Alan’s just sold her.

That's why he's crying-tears of joy-let that numpty look after her-i'm done.

 

[MrsCapps]

She’s so distorted in this clip she’s made herself look like a size 8 here with filters - she’s so f**ked up.

 

[mammaof3]

I'm off on holiday to NYC in a wee bit and don't intend to download anything. so feel free to download any videos etc just for future watching.

You all have a nice Sunday and a good week ahead x

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Wow, a lorry with the word Hinch on it. Jamie'll be jizzing all over the inside of his grey joggers

What I see is a flagging brand identity that is really having to push sales.

Still no own range launch??

 

[horseybox1982]

Imagine frothing at the gash over a B&M “Vacay Vibes” launch party in your own home because of your “anxiety” .

She needs to get a loife.

 

[londonLA]

Ewwww what is the point of this photo?! I don't get why you'd take it of him just leaning over looking like the fucking Melon that he is.

Bet that's what he looks like when he ogling other women in the street, or at fiddle when he's spying on her getting dressed

 

[Panda girl 04]

Saw this on fb
Can't even shift it when it's only £1

 

[HereToTalk]

Omg the latest reel, someone sent me a quote WEEKS ago that said ‘if a woman is cleaning something that’s already clean then it’s her mind that needs an outlet. Let her clean then give her a hug’ and she’s just claimed it as her own?!?! Surely everyone has seen the quote before!!!!!!

August 2023 the quote was on tiktok…..

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

This is really petty.... I need to say it, that cake is pathetic. No effort went in to creating that Hinch, it's basic as fuck and doesn't even match the vacunty vibes art soz to the cake maker, obviously they've had to make it that way and for a birthday party it would be perfect but it looks like the team have nipped down to morrisons and picked it from the shelf!
All this being at home malarkey is tiresome, why wouldn't you demand a holiday as it is based on a fucking vacation after all.
Making out she loves being at home with her acoustic self

 

[WeTalkAboutBruno]

Who the fuck does she think she is pleading pretend poverty with her "only £11 in my bank" after buying a 300k new build property? She hasn't got a clue!

Argghhh she's absolutely boiled my piss with this latest story, and shock horror, it's been picked up by the gutter press. I notice Stacey Solomon reeled off a similar story. They cos-play as poor people to gain sympathy and attention, why does no one call this shit out??

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Her idea of time passing is very odd…
Apparently Henry has been chasing a rabbit ALL morning!
Really though?
He possibly chased 1 rabbit for about 2 seconds.
It’s like when she says “we’ve been in the garden all day”. No she hasn’t. She hates it. An hour tops I reckon.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Fucking idiot, christ she's embarrassing. What in the name of fuck is she even wearing. Looks 10,0000 times too big for her.

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Wow. That’s embarrassing. A launch party with a few employees from the brand or her agent. Oh dear. Why is she wearing a tarpaulin?

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Just a nice little selection of some the comments on HB Facebook about the lorry!