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Mrs Hinch #689 She’ll do anything for cash, even having gash rash
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I thought it wasn't a good sign when chickens stand and close there eyes?? Like surely if they was sleeping or bathing they would be sat down
All food is beige when it’s not covered in turmeric.
It's not. That's a poorly chicken, not a happy chicken. They don't sleep standing, they sit/roost to sleep. It's usually one of the first signs something is seriously wrong, as chickens are very good at hiding illness until it's really quite bad.
Yeah now googled it and says they conserve energy like that so very well could be ill
Apparently 232 people found the chicken story riveting and decided that’s the content they want to see 
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So the big reveal is that the new laundry scent is orange blossom and cypress. Two things:
1. It pronounced ‘sigh-press’ not ‘sea-press’! bleeping halfwit is so thick she can‘t even pronounce her own scent correctly.
2. She says she’s never smelt orange blossom before. News flash, Dogpie! You still haven’t. You’ve just smelt a chemical that is supposed to smell like it!
How are they still working with her?! She makes my head
1. It pronounced ‘sigh-press’ not ‘sea-press’! bleeping halfwit is so thick she can‘t even pronounce her own scent correctly.
2. She says she’s never smelt orange blossom before. News flash, Dogpie! You still haven’t. You’ve just smelt a chemical that is supposed to smell like it!
How are they still working with her?! She makes my head
I wonder how many lines she had (not laundry lines..) before she came to do these videos. Im so underwhelmed it's almost upsetting. At first I thought she had a partnership with EasyJet because let's face it, an orange suitcase is screams of cheap travels.
Why are they trying to brand laundry as if it were an exciting journey!? It's bleeping laundry and everyone has to do it day in day out.
She won't be getting a BAFTA for that poor performance that's for sure. Jesus.
Ok so to recap there is a new scent with Mrs Hinch name on it. That's it? What's with the suitacse please? Orange blossom. It's not exactly the mysterious scent of virgin thighs, is it? What is so particular about it? Ugh what a bore.
ETA - 'for my new followers'
her new followers are bots who clean bank accounts, not laundry!
Why are they trying to brand laundry as if it were an exciting journey!? It's bleeping laundry and everyone has to do it day in day out.
She won't be getting a BAFTA for that poor performance that's for sure. Jesus.
Ok so to recap there is a new scent with Mrs Hinch name on it. That's it? What's with the suitacse please? Orange blossom. It's not exactly the mysterious scent of virgin thighs, is it? What is so particular about it? Ugh what a bore.
ETA - 'for my new followers'
her new followers are bots who clean bank accounts, not laundry!
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Just the phrase 'vacay vibes' makes me want to run a million miles in the opposite direction!!!
The word vacay alone is enough to make me want to rip my ears off!!
Who called the crappy advert cupboard
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So when was this filmed?! The nails on it!
All this keep on kidda and show da trollzzzzz was for a…new scccchent of washing stuff 
my goodness what an achievement, they probably let her do a tend boss babe meeting, but it was all signed off to just add her name to. Hardly worth shilling the boissscchhh on the gram for is it.
Sheep saying she’s ’smashed it’
so thick it’s unreal. Waiting for Soph Jimmers banging on about how proud he is next.
my goodness what an achievement, they probably let her do a tend boss babe meeting, but it was all signed off to just add her name to. Hardly worth shilling the boissscchhh on the gram for is it.Sheep saying she’s ’smashed it’
so thick it’s unreal. Waiting for 
Firstly why is she starting to pronounce words like Terry Tibbs? (Phonejacker) esp the word 'please'
Also I never knew Cypress was pronounced 'See-press?!'' She is so dumb
Guyshhhh if you never smelt orange blossom go smell it now! Ok, would you like to tell us where you find orange blossoms? Not exactly the most common on plant to come across is it? Though according to her suggestion we can just smell it in the bottle of chemically scented animal fat.
Vacay and Vibes. Stop it there. Who are the target audience? Its as bad as when a 'professional' business respond on email queries with ''Heya Lovely!' Trust me when i get a reply like that i leave said company and spend no further money on them.
Also I never knew Cypress was pronounced 'See-press?!'' She is so dumb
Guyshhhh if you never smelt orange blossom go smell it now! Ok, would you like to tell us where you find orange blossoms? Not exactly the most common on plant to come across is it? Though according to her suggestion we can just smell it in the bottle of chemically scented animal fat.
Vacay and Vibes. Stop it there. Who are the target audience? Its as bad as when a 'professional' business respond on email queries with ''Heya Lovely!' Trust me when i get a reply like that i leave said company and spend no further money on them.
I find it hilarious because Cypress trees are a symbol of death, most likely here, symbolizing her career
Spose it's the closet to love island she will ever get
Vacay vibes, what a bleep
Vacay vibes, what a bleep
Don't be worrying. I think the days of the hinch army are over along with her 'career' you might get the odd mentally challenged follower jumping in to defend her but nowhere near what it use to be like. Alot of her sheep took Fiddles advice and 'got well'
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