Mrs Hinch #689 She’ll do anything for cash, even having gash rash

[notsuchaninstahun]

Bet she’s sat with one of her poxy notebooks writing everything down watching ‘Inside Our Autistic Minds’ on BBC2.
Rubbing her grabby claws together whilst jimbob has pound signs in his eyes.

in fact ETA an early thread suggestion
‘Inside sopha’s acoustic mind, all you’ll see is bots and pound signs’

 

[fannysjohnny]

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Whose is the big black car that Weepy drives then I wonder? Mr Owl said it could be a Rover or a large Ford perhaps Fiddle was sat in the front with him, definitely not a Range Rover. Not saying he doesn’t have one, just that he also drives another car.

It's an old one,never been upgraded since sophs rise to fame-definitely a range rover-best Mr Owl slows down on that corner,he might take in a bit more! I think it's Al's old company car-shows how little he thinks of new money.

 

[Wize Owl]

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It's an old one,never been upgraded since sophs rise to fame-definitely a range rover-best Mr Owl slows down on that corner,he might take in a bit more! I think it's Al's old company car-shows how little he thinks of new money.

Mr Owl was driving carefully actually as it was raining, it was Weepy that needs to slow down as he came hurtling out of the driveway and nearly into the side of us. Perhaps Weepy might recall being shouted at to get his eyes tested. Pity the Emporium isn’t being converted into a SpecSavers, he could have gone there…

 

[fannysjohnny]

she’s not autistic, she’s delusional. With the people around her just going along with it, she’ll never grow or change

The only problem she has with acoustics is the sound of Fiddle's screechings echoing round her family home (s) when she was young

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

If she had another baby I wonder if this monstrosity would get wheeled out again? Yanno, the deathtrap on wheels that Ronnie was squashed in to until he was about 18 months old then Lenor had the privilege of being in it when he came along. Horrid looking thing it was, never mind being dangerous too.

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Mr Owl was driving carefully actually as it was raining, it was Weepy that needs to slow down as he came hurtling out of the driveway and nearly into the side of us. Perhaps Weepy might recall being shouted at to get his eyes tested. Pity the Emporium isn’t being converted into a SpecSavers, he could have gone there…

I mean, we can’t really blame Al for his actions, I’d be hurtling out of anywhere containing that much wanker at one time

 

[Wize Owl]

I mean, we can’t really blame Al for his actions, I’d be hurtling out of anywhere containing that much wanker at one time

If I had Fiddle sat next to me I’d be hurtling everywhere. Bet she was chewing his ear off for something, old battle-axe.

 

[Rach8456]

Blessed be the tea makers

I fucked off on holiday for a week and she’s still not done a single solitary thing of interest. I might slide on over to wee Mario for some action ….,

 

[purplethesurple]

Based on when my child was assessed, who is a year younger, they asked:
Family history.
How pregnancy/delivery went.
When milestones were met.
What hasn't been met.
Speech.
Gestures.
Imitation.
Sensory issues.
Functional play.
Imaginary play.
Interaction with other children/adults.
Diet/food issues.
Repetitive behaviors.
Rigid behaviors.
Eye contact and acknowledgement of others.
Sleep habits.

Then it was an ADOS assessment which is play based.

Interesting, thank you

 

[AllieBee]

She didn't give up work at the florist,her boss sold up and bought a new business in Maldon,totally different project.Freda is probably only just pensionable age-she's 67 now.
Alan is younger and has taken early retirement.He's always been the bread winner spending most of his time working away in a specialised field.Fiddles job in the florist supplied pocket money for her.
He won't sell that house and she's got to hang on in there if she wants her share.

Blimey I thought Fiddles was over 70, she's not aged well! He looks very old too. Does he own the house, or is it hers too?

 

[fannysjohnny]

Blimey I thought Fiddles was over 70, she's not aged well! He looks very old too. Does he own the house, or is it hers too?

She's 5 or maybe 6 yrs older than him.I'm assume they both own it but because of her shenanigans prior to Soph's rise to fame he purposely downgradded and I wonder if he stipulated changes then?
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Blimey I thought Fiddles was over 70, she's not aged well! He looks very old too. Does he own the house, or is it hers too?

She needs a new haircut-the 80's called and want it back

 

[anniemouse]

If I had Fiddle sat next to me I’d be hurtling everywhere. Bet she was chewing his ear off for something, old battle-axe.

It would be like a car chase scene in a movie where the bad guy has jumped from their car into the other car and they’re trying to shake them off the side

 

[bellaboo1983]

Whose is the big black car that Weepy drives then I wonder? Mr Owl said it could be a Rover or a large Ford perhaps Fiddle was sat in the front with him, definitely not a Range Rover. Not saying he doesn’t have one, just that he also drives another car.

When I last saw him in Maldon, he was driving an old Mercedes and he looked well, just tired. Did wonder why his millionaire daughter hasn't bought her dad a new car but maybe he didn't want one.

 

[12inchthinbase]

I wonder what she would do if we stopped these threads.. I often feel like she gets most of her content ideas from us, she certainly wouldn't be able to cover her tracks so well if it wasn't for us calling her out on her stupidity as I don't think she'd notice the inconsistencies like we do!

Maybe thread 700 could be an entire thread dedicated to things that are more interesting/relatable than Hinch?

I'll start..
1) Thrush

 

[Wize Owl]

When I last saw him in Maldon, he was driving an old Mercedes and he looked well, just tired. Did wonder why his millionaire daughter hasn't bought her dad a new car but maybe he didn't want one.

I suggested Mercedes to Mr Owl, we both weren’t sure on the make to be honessssscht, just a big car. I like Weepy, I hope he’s happy/content in his Workshop. I still think we should free him and the brown camel Blessh’their’arrrts.
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I wonder what she would do if we stopped these threads.. I often feel like she gets most of her content ideas from us, she certainly wouldn't be able to cover her tracks so well if it wasn't for us calling her out on her stupidity as I don't think she'd notice the inconsistencies like we do!

Maybe thread 700 could be an entire thread dedicated to things that are more interesting/relatable than Hinch?

I'll start..
1) Thrush

2) Flatulence

 

[cosytoes]

2, cystitis

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Maybe thread 700 could be an entire thread dedicated to things that are more interesting/relatable than Hinch?

I genuinely think that's a good idea! A kick to the kerb and focus not on her whatsoever!

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

3) Fungal toe infection

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

She goes on like she’s having the hardest time, but Ron can speak, laugh, play, run around and attends a local independent school. Greg Wallace (masterchef) has an autistic son called Sid who is non verbal. Imagine not hearing their voice and no interaction. He’s documented it and it’s heartbreaking…then you’ve got Hinch with Ron’s invisible speech issues - she will never ever see how blessed and lucky sge is to have two healthy boys. She only seems to see them as content, or a way to gain online public sympathy and engagement, - recognition too. Look at how she milked the situation when Ron was in hospital with Kawasaki disease - she made it all about her. She loved the attention and glory her little boys illness gave her, even having photos of him in hospital made in to a photo album. She’s doing it all again with autism. Honestly she makes me feel sick. I’m a parent to two teens and I would never dream of betraying my kids in the way she has.

I won’t mention Gregg as he’s received pretty bad press regarding his son.

However, I totally concur that madam should be grateful for the happy and healthy lads she has. I’ve got a mate with a non verbal boy, he’s still in nappies at 9yo. He is loved, adored and cared for, but my pal isn’t stupid, she knows that she can’t be his caregiver forever, what happens then?! It’s apples and oranges when it comes down to genuinely serious situations. Sorry if this offends/triggers

 

[LilPinkie]

Ok…so I know I don’t follow her or the threads as religiously as I used to anymore but have I missed something? Since when has Ronnie been on a beige diet. Nearly every time I do tune in, she is creating some sort of weird concoction for them as she’s always done. And saying how much the boys love it. Or….is she now admitting that the food prep is just for Instagram??
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